• When you bend the truth, don't try to torque your way out of it.
    When you bend the truth, don't try to torque your way out of it.
  • Unemployed teachers have no class.
    Unemployed teachers have no class.
  • Today's tip would have bought the meal 5 years ago.
    Today's tip would have bought the meal 5 years ago.
  • Politicians never leave footprints in the sands of time - they are too busy erasing them.
    Politicians never leave footprints in the sands of time - they are too busy erasing them.
  • Check out state taxes and then you'll realise you were wrong in calling them cheap politicians.
    Check out state taxes and then you'll realise you were wrong in calling them cheap politicians.
  • Shoe-makers are known to be sole people.
    Shoe-makers are known to be sole people.
  • Status-seekers suffer from peer exhaustion.
    Status-seekers suffer from peer exhaustion.
  • Subways give token service.
    Subways give token service.
  • I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds.  People move out of the way much faster now!
    I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People move out of the way much faster now!
  • WRINKLES: Something other people have!
    WRINKLES: Something other people have!