• When newly married, the position is called 69. After a few years, it's 96 since the couples sleep with their backs towards each other.
    When newly married, the position is called 69. After a few years, it's 96 since the couples sleep with their backs towards each other.
    ~ JD Ghai
  • Everybody is asshole in his own unique way.
    Everybody is asshole in his own unique way.
    ~ JD Ghai
  • If they had publicized Corona causes impotency, not a single man would be on the streets.
    If they had publicized Corona causes impotency, not a single man would be on the streets.
    ~ Roxanne Davur
  • My brother stick to your normal 2 rounds with your wife. If you start going 6 due to this lockdown she might want to know who's been getting the extra 4 all this while. May wisdom be with you.
    My brother stick to your normal 2 rounds with your wife. If you start going 6 due to this lockdown she might want to know who's been getting the extra 4 all this while. May wisdom be with you.
    ~ Robert Mugabe
  • I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic.
    I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic.
    ~ Woody Allen
    Sex
  • I love the lines men use to get us into bed. `Please, I'll only put it in for a minute.` What am I, a microwave?
    I love the lines men use to get us into bed. "Please, I'll only put it in for a minute." What am I, a microwave?
    ~ Beverly Mickins
    Sex
  • There is no sweeter pleasure than to surprise a man by giving him more than he hopes for.
    There is no sweeter pleasure than to surprise a man by giving him more than he hopes for.
    ~ Charles Baudelaire
  • Lust is when you love what you see. Love is when you lust for what is inside.
    Lust is when you love what you see. Love is when you lust for what is inside.
    ~ Renee Conkle
  • Poverty and chastity don't share the same bed.
    Poverty and chastity don't share the same bed.
    ~ Dr SPS Pruthi
  • Don't make excuses for nasty people you can't put a flower in an asshole and call it a vase.
    Don't make excuses for nasty people you can't put a flower in an asshole and call it a vase.
    ~ Spit Fire