• My love comes in three sizes: Small, medium, and fully erect.
    My love comes in three sizes: Small, medium, and fully erect.
    ~ Jarod Kintz
  • If they didn't show it on the screen, most people would never know  about oral sex.
    If they didn't show it on the screen, most people would never know about oral sex.
    ~ Mary Whitehouse
  • My biggest sex fantasy is we're making love and I realize I'm out of debt.
    My biggest sex fantasy is we're making love and I realize I'm out of debt.
    ~ Beth Lapides
  • The radical right is so homophobic that they're blaming global warming on the AIDS quilt.
    The radical right is so homophobic that they're blaming global warming on the AIDS quilt.
    ~ Dennis Miller
  • I love your lips when they're wet with wine and red with wicked desire.
    I love your lips when they're wet with wine and red with wicked desire.
    ~ Ella Wheeler Wilcox
  • I like to date schoolteachers. If you do something wrong, they make you do it over again.
    I like to date schoolteachers. If you do something wrong, they make you do it over again.
    ~ Rodney Dangerfield
  • Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.
    Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.
    ~ Michael Sinz
  • He looked at my face - a rare thing for me.
    He looked at my face - a rare thing for me.
    ~ Dolly Parton, on first meeting her husband-to-be
  • A birth control pill for men, that's fair. It makes more sense to take the bullets out of the gun than to wear a bulletproof vest.
    A birth control pill for men, that's fair. It makes more sense to take the bullets out of the gun than to wear a bulletproof vest.
    ~ Author Unknown
  • Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love.
    Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love.
    ~ Woody Allen