• People always ask me if they're mine. Yes, they are...all bought and paid for.
    People always ask me if they're mine. Yes, they are...all bought and paid for.
    ~ Dolly Parton
  • Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful, provided you get between the right man and the right woman.
    Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful, provided you get between the right man and the right woman.
    ~ Woody Allen
  • Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it. It's too risky. You get a sense of it, then you look away.
    Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it. It's too risky. You get a sense of it, then you look away.
    ~ Jerry Seinfeld
  • I like sex for breakfast, kid. I eat early and often.
    I like sex for breakfast, kid. I eat early and often.
    ~ Karen Marie Moning
  • I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late start without me.
    I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late start without me.
    ~ Tallulah Bankhead
  • Is sex dirty? Only when it's being done right.
    Is sex dirty? Only when it's being done right.
    ~ Woody Allen
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  • Sex should be friendly. Otherwise stick to mechanical toys; it's more sanitary.
    Sex should be friendly. Otherwise stick to mechanical toys; it's more sanitary.
    ~ Robert A. Heinlein
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  • It's absolutely unfair for women to say that guys only want one thing: sex. We also want food.
    It's absolutely unfair for women to say that guys only want one thing: sex. We also want food.
    ~ Jarod Kintz
  • My idea of the perfect foreplay - you caress my dreams as I fondle your thoughts.
    My idea of the perfect foreplay - you caress my dreams as I fondle your thoughts.
    ~ Al Pacino
  • There is nothing wrong with going to bed with someone of your own sex. People should be very free with sex--they should draw the line at goats.
    There is nothing wrong with going to bed with someone of your own sex. People should be very free with sex--they should draw the line at goats.
    ~ Elton John
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