• My brother stick to your normal 2 rounds with your wife. If you start going 6 due to this lockdown she might want to know who's been getting the extra 4 all this while. May wisdom be with you.
    My brother stick to your normal 2 rounds with your wife. If you start going 6 due to this lockdown she might want to know who's been getting the extra 4 all this while. May wisdom be with you.
    ~ Robert Mugabe
  • I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The other half I wasted.
    I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The other half I wasted.
    ~ W. C. Fields
  • I like to date schoolteachers. If you do something wrong, they make you do it over again.
    I like to date schoolteachers. If you do something wrong, they make you do it over again.
    ~ Rodney Dangerfield
  • Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.
    Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.
    ~ Michael Sinz
  • It's absolutely unfair for women to say that guys only want one thing: sex. We also want food.
    It's absolutely unfair for women to say that guys only want one thing: sex. We also want food.
    ~ Jarod Kintz
  • I haven't trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. I've never met a woman in my life who would give up lunch for sex.
    I haven't trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. I've never met a woman in my life who would give up lunch for sex.
    ~ Erma Bombeck
  • For birth control, I rely on my personality.
    For birth control, I rely on my personality.
    ~ Milt Abel
  • Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
    Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
    ~ Billy Crystal
  • Don't do it behind the garden gate. Love is blind but the neighbors ain't!
    Don't do it behind the garden gate. Love is blind but the neighbors ain't!
    ~ Anonymous
  • Sex is more fun than cars but cars refuel quicker than men.
    Sex is more fun than cars but cars refuel quicker than men.
    ~ Germaine Greer