• When newly married, the position is called 69. After a few years, it's 96 since the couples sleep with their backs towards each other.
    When newly married, the position is called 69. After a few years, it's 96 since the couples sleep with their backs towards each other.
    ~ JD Ghai
  • Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.
    Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.
    ~ Robin Williams
  • Marriage is the commodification of affection, copulation, and, reproduction.
    Marriage is the commodification of affection, copulation, and, reproduction.
    ~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  • A good relationship means a really good sex life.
    A good relationship means a really good sex life.
    ~ Juliette Lewis
  • Don't marry someone you would not be friends with if there was no sex between you.
    Don't marry someone you would not be friends with if there was no sex between you.
    ~ William Glasser
  • When I attained a certain advanced intimacy with a man, and I don't just mean sex, I married him.
    When I attained a certain advanced intimacy with a man, and I don't just mean sex, I married him.
    ~ Hedy Lamarr
  • Marriage is for women the commonest mode of livelihood, and the total amount of undesired sex endured by women is probably greater in marriage than in prostitution.
    Marriage is for women the commonest mode of livelihood, and the total amount of undesired sex endured by women is probably greater in marriage than in prostitution.
    ~ Bertrand Russell
  • A man marries to have a home, but also because he doesn't want to be bothered with sex and all that sort of thing.
    A man marries to have a home, but also because he doesn't want to be bothered with sex and all that sort of thing.
    ~ W. Somerset Maugham
  • The wives to survive matrimony have to be good in the kitchen or in the bedroom.
    The wives to survive matrimony have to be good in the kitchen or in the bedroom.
    ~ JD Ghai
  • People can't work out why giant panda couples only have sex once a year. It's because they're married.
    People can't work out why giant panda couples only have sex once a year. It's because they're married.
    ~ Frank Skinner