|Why was the two-piece bikini invented?|
To separate the meat section from the dairy section!
|Vodafone Idea is now Vi|
Imagine their Agra office!
|Sanjay Raut has brought revolutionary changes to cuss words. According to him, Haramkhor means naughty.|
So, we can safely assume Chutiya means sweety and Gandu means cutie!
|The pussy is never yours...|
It's just your turn!
|When a male Octopus finds a mate, he rips off his penis and throws it at the female Octopus so she can inseminate herself. Then the male grows a new penis. If that is the most epic way to tell someone to go fuck yourself, I don't know what is!|
|What do you call a techie nerd with a cute ass?|
|If bedbugs are found on beds, whoever came up with the name cockroach?|
|What do you call a girl who fucks her uncle?|
|A man from Lucknow at the chemist:|
Chhote Nawab Ke Liye Sherwani Dikhaiye!
|Behen Ke Lode Bread Ka Sabse Upar Wala Aur Neeche Wal Slice Toh Kha Nahi Pata,|
Aur Facebook Pe Ladkiyon Ko Message Karta Hai, "Baby I will eat your ass!"