• Why was the two-piece bikini invented?<br/>
To separate the meat section from the dairy section!
    Why was the two-piece bikini invented?
    To separate the meat section from the dairy section!
  • Vodafone Idea is now Vi<br/>
Vi Mumbai<br/>
Vi Delhi<br/>
Vi Ahmedabad<br/>
Vi Kolkata<br/>

Imagine their Agra office!
    Vodafone Idea is now Vi
    Vi Mumbai
    Vi Delhi
    Vi Ahmedabad
    Vi Kolkata
    Imagine their Agra office!
  • Sanjay Raut has brought revolutionary changes to cuss words. According to him, Haramkhor means naughty.<br/>
So, we can safely assume Chutiya means sweety and Gandu means cutie!
    Sanjay Raut has brought revolutionary changes to cuss words. According to him, Haramkhor means naughty.
    So, we can safely assume Chutiya means sweety and Gandu means cutie!
  • The pussy is never yours...<br/>
It's just your turn!
    The pussy is never yours...
    It's just your turn!
  • When a male Octopus finds a mate, he rips off his penis and throws it at the female Octopus so she can inseminate herself. Then the male grows a new penis. If that is the most epic way to tell someone to go fuck yourself, I don't know what is!
    When a male Octopus finds a mate, he rips off his penis and throws it at the female Octopus so she can inseminate herself. Then the male grows a new penis. If that is the most epic way to tell someone to go fuck yourself, I don't know what is!
  • What do you call a techie nerd with a cute ass?<br/>
Sunder Pichai
    What do you call a techie nerd with a cute ass?
    Sunder Pichai
  • If bedbugs are found on beds, whoever came up with the name cockroach?
    If bedbugs are found on beds, whoever came up with the name cockroach?
  • What do you call a girl who fucks her uncle?<br/>
Chacha Chaudri!
    What do you call a girl who fucks her uncle?
    Chacha Chaudri!
  • A man from Lucknow at the chemist:<br/>
Chhote Nawab Ke Liye Sherwani Dikhaiye!
    A man from Lucknow at the chemist:
    Chhote Nawab Ke Liye Sherwani Dikhaiye!
  • Behen Ke Lode Bread Ka Sabse Upar Wala Aur Neeche Wal Slice Toh Kha Nahi Pata,<br/>
Aur Facebook Pe Ladkiyon Ko Message Karta Hai, `Baby I will eat your ass!`
    Behen Ke Lode Bread Ka Sabse Upar Wala Aur Neeche Wal Slice Toh Kha Nahi Pata,
    Aur Facebook Pe Ladkiyon Ko Message Karta Hai, "Baby I will eat your ass!"