• Banta: Why are you looking so sad?<br/><br/>
Santa: I married a really nice girl. I wonder where she went!
    Banta: Why are you looking so sad?

    Santa: I married a really nice girl. I wonder where she went!
  • I was born to be wild. But only until 6 PM. That's when I return home from work!
    I was born to be wild. But only until 6 PM. That's when I return home from work!
  • I don't always run races to win them.<br/>
But when I do, I lose!
    I don't always run races to win them.
    But when I do, I lose!
  • You want to lose weight and weight doesn't want to lose you.<br/>
Some relationships are so complicated!
    You want to lose weight and weight doesn't want to lose you.
    Some relationships are so complicated!
  • It seems my lady doctor has a crush on me and she really likes my fashion sense.<br/>
She told me that I have serious healthy shoes!
    It seems my lady doctor has a crush on me and she really likes my fashion sense.
    She told me that I have serious healthy shoes!
  • If you try and fail... congratulations!
    Most people don't even try!
  • Pappu: My girlfriend has dumped me.<br/>
Bunty: It's really sad. What's the reason for ditching you?<br/>
Pappu: She says I am a compulsive gambler. I'd do anything to win her back!
    Pappu: My girlfriend has dumped me.
    Bunty: It's really sad. What's the reason for ditching you?
    Pappu: She says I am a compulsive gambler. I'd do anything to win her back!
  • Guaranteed things in life:<br/>

1. Sunrise<br/>
2. Sunset<br/>
3. My wife pulling the handle of the car door at the same time I try to unlock it!
    Guaranteed things in life:
    1. Sunrise
    2. Sunset
    3. My wife pulling the handle of the car door at the same time I try to unlock it!
  • In 50 years grandparents will be telling their kids the story of how grandad slid into grandmamas DM's and how romantic it was!
    In 50 years grandparents will be telling their kids the story of how grandad slid into grandmamas DM's and how romantic it was!
  • No one bats an eye when you have breakfast for dinner, but, if you order dinner in the morning you look like a psychopath!
    No one bats an eye when you have breakfast for dinner, but, if you order dinner in the morning you look like a psychopath!