• Marital Advice:<br/>
Marry someone you want to annoy for the rest of your life!
    Marital Advice:
    Marry someone you want to annoy for the rest of your life!
  • A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong!
    A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong!
  • Once a Pig went to a doctor for a check-up.<br/>
Pig: Doctor I am not feeling well.<br/>
Doctor: Are you sure?<br/>
Pig: Abe Dikhai Nahi Deta? Suar Hi Hoon Main!
    Once a Pig went to a doctor for a check-up.
    Pig: Doctor I am not feeling well.
    Doctor: Are you sure?
    Pig: Abe Dikhai Nahi Deta? Suar Hi Hoon Main!
  • Girl: I need to lose weight.<br/>
Friend: Puja Kiya Karo.<br/>
Girl: Puja? Why?<br/>
Friend: Puja Karogi Toh Bhakti Mein 'Lean' Ho Jaogi!
    Girl: I need to lose weight.
    Friend: Puja Kiya Karo.
    Girl: Puja? Why?
    Friend: Puja Karogi Toh Bhakti Mein 'Lean' Ho Jaogi!
  • Sometimes I wish my life had background music so I could understand what the hell is going on!
    Sometimes I wish my life had background music so I could understand what the hell is going on!
  • My boss told me, `Dress for the job you want. Not the job you have.`<br/>
Now I am sitting in a disciplinary meeting dressed as 'Spider Man'!
    My boss told me, "Dress for the job you want. Not the job you have."
    Now I am sitting in a disciplinary meeting dressed as 'Spider Man'!
  • You always win arguments in your head because everyone there thinks like you!
    You always win arguments in your head because everyone there thinks like you!
  • Stupidity comes in all shapes and sizes.<br/>
Some of them even look like people!
    Stupidity comes in all shapes and sizes.
    Some of them even look like people!
  • Sometimes a brother-in-law can be just as good as a brother by birth. Thanks for being a great brother to me. I really hope your birthday is as amazing as you are!<br/>
Happiest Birthday Bro!
    Sometimes a brother-in-law can be just as good as a brother by birth. Thanks for being a great brother to me. I really hope your birthday is as amazing as you are!
    Happiest Birthday Bro!
  • Hope you all be guided by your faith in Allah and His dear messenger. Have a blessed Eid Ul Milad Un Nabi!
    Hope you all be guided by your faith in Allah and His dear messenger. Have a blessed Eid Ul Milad Un Nabi!