|Gnaw - G is silent|
Honest - H is silent
Knee - K is silent
Mom is mad - The whole house is silent
|My wife just agreed with something I said. Now I don't know what to do. I'm not used to it!|
|Pappu: Aaj Kal Paanv Zameen Par Nahi Padte Mere!|
Jeeto: Padne Bhi Nahi Chahiye... Abhi Poncha Lagaya Hai!
|Stay indoors and stay safe:|
It's raining... can we just end 2020 by Duckworth-Lewis method?
|Like a fine wine, we get better with age. Or rather, we feel better about our age with lots of wine!|
|I am a three-digit number.|
My tens digit is five more than my one's digit.
My hundreds digit is eight less than my tens digit.
What number am I?
|A relationship should be about helping each other deal with the stress the world brings. Not adding unnecessary stress to each other's lives!|
|Life is just a script to play.|
The good news is, you can choose a character you want to play!
|While getting married, most of the guys say to girl's parents, "I will keep your daughter happy for the rest of her life".|
Have you ever heard a girl saying something like this to the boy's parents, like "I will keep your son happy for the rest of his life"?
No... because women don't tell lies!
My relationship with Whiskey is on the rocks!