• Received this message from my bank:<br/>
If you wish to use the money in your account... stay at home.<br/>
If you wish that your nominee uses it.... keep roaming out!<br/>
#Coronavirus #Lockdown
    Received this message from my bank:
    If you wish to use the money in your account... stay at home.
    If you wish that your nominee uses it.... keep roaming out!
    #Coronavirus #Lockdown
  • 2019 - Stay away from negative people.<br/>
2020 - Stay away from positive people!
    2019 - Stay away from negative people.
    2020 - Stay away from positive people!
  • Mexico is asking Trump to hurry up and build the wall NOW!
    Mexico is asking Trump to hurry up and build the wall NOW!
  • Positive is the most negative word of 2020!
    Positive is the most negative word of 2020!
  • Back in the day, the only time we started panic buying was when the bartender yelled `last call`!
    Back in the day, the only time we started panic buying was when the bartender yelled "last call"!
  • Before Coronavirus I used to cough to cover a fart, now I fart to cover a cough!
    Before Coronavirus I used to cough to cover a fart, now I fart to cover a cough!
  • Quarantine made me realise that I have no real hobbies besides going out to eat and spend money!
    Quarantine made me realise that I have no real hobbies besides going out to eat and spend money!
  • For those missing their Golf...<br/>
Marie Biscuits have 18 holes too!
    For those missing their Golf...
    Marie Biscuits have 18 holes too!
  • In all this COVID-19 madness, we forgot to evacuate two Indians from the UK...<br/>
Vijay Mallya and Nirav Modi!
    In all this COVID-19 madness, we forgot to evacuate two Indians from the UK...
    Vijay Mallya and Nirav Modi!
  • Santa: You women should come with instructions.<br/>
Jeeto: No use. Have you ever seen a man reading & understanding the instructions properly?
    Santa: You women should come with instructions.
    Jeeto: No use. Have you ever seen a man reading & understanding the instructions properly?