• Wife: Darling, we should get married again on our 25th anniversary.</br>
Husband: Yeah, and this time let's choose our partners wisely!
    Wife: Darling, we should get married again on our 25th anniversary.
    Husband: Yeah, and this time let's choose our partners wisely!
  • Drink and drive should not be a problem now!</br>
After all, how many will be able to afford alcohol and petrol on the same day?
    Drink and drive should not be a problem now!
    After all, how many will be able to afford alcohol and petrol on the same day?
  • An hour of daily exercise is a great way to reduce your blood pressure. An easier way is not to get married!
    An hour of daily exercise is a great way to reduce your blood pressure. An easier way is not to get married!
  • Tattoo Ko Hindi Mein Kya Kehte Hain?</br>
Ae Mere Badan Ke Logo!
    Tattoo Ko Hindi Mein Kya Kehte Hain?
    Ae Mere Badan Ke Logo!
  • I was mugged by a thief last night on my way home.</br>
Pointing a knife at me he asked me `Your money or your life!`</br>
I told him I am married so I have no money and no life.</br>
We hugged and cried together. It was a beautiful moment!
    I was mugged by a thief last night on my way home.
    Pointing a knife at me he asked me "Your money or your life!"
    I told him I am married so I have no money and no life.
    We hugged and cried together. It was a beautiful moment!
  • People who jog on the roads in the dark, wearing dark clothing and no lights or reflectors are a unique combination of a person who cares about their health and well-being and doesn't care about their health and well-being!
    People who jog on the roads in the dark, wearing dark clothing and no lights or reflectors are a unique combination of a person who cares about their health and well-being and doesn't care about their health and well-being!
  • Now that Disha Ravi has been granted bail, I can put my toolkit back in the car!</br>
#DishaRavi #Toolkit
    Now that Disha Ravi has been granted bail, I can put my toolkit back in the car!
    #DishaRavi #Toolkit
  • Why is a group of friends called a friend circle?</br>
A square has four ends;</br>
A triangle has three ends;</br>
A line has two ends;</br>
But a circle has no end!
    Why is a group of friends called a friend circle?
    A square has four ends;
    A triangle has three ends;
    A line has two ends;
    But a circle has no end!
  • Some contacts numbers are really special because neither do we delete them nor can we call!
    Some contacts numbers are really special because neither do we delete them nor can we call!
  • ਅਉਖੀ ਘੜੀ ਨ ਦੇਖਣ ਦੇਈ ਅਪਨਾ ਬਿਰਦੁ ਸਮਾਲੇ ॥</br>
ਹਾਥ ਦੇਇ ਰਾਖੈ ਅਪਨੇ ਕਉ ਸਾਸਿ ਸਾਸਿ ਪ੍ਰਤਿਪਾਲੇ ॥੧॥</br></br>

He does not let His devotees see the difficult times; this is His innate nature.</br>
Giving His hand, He protects His devotee; with each and every breath, He cherishes him. ||1||</br>
~ SGGS Ji Ang: 682
    ਅਉਖੀ ਘੜੀ ਨ ਦੇਖਣ ਦੇਈ ਅਪਨਾ ਬਿਰਦੁ ਸਮਾਲੇ ॥
    ਹਾਥ ਦੇਇ ਰਾਖੈ ਅਪਨੇ ਕਉ ਸਾਸਿ ਸਾਸਿ ਪ੍ਰਤਿਪਾਲੇ ॥੧॥

    He does not let His devotees see the difficult times; this is His innate nature.
    Giving His hand, He protects His devotee; with each and every breath, He cherishes him. ||1||
    ~ SGGS Ji Ang: 682