|Received this message from my bank:|
If you wish to use the money in your account... stay at home.
If you wish that your nominee uses it.... keep roaming out!
|2019 - Stay away from negative people.|
2020 - Stay away from positive people!
|Mexico is asking Trump to hurry up and build the wall NOW!|
|Positive is the most negative word of 2020!|
|Back in the day, the only time we started panic buying was when the bartender yelled "last call"!|
|Before Coronavirus I used to cough to cover a fart, now I fart to cover a cough!|
|Quarantine made me realise that I have no real hobbies besides going out to eat and spend money!|
|For those missing their Golf...|
Marie Biscuits have 18 holes too!
|In all this COVID-19 madness, we forgot to evacuate two Indians from the UK...|
Vijay Mallya and Nirav Modi!
|Santa: You women should come with instructions.|
Jeeto: No use. Have you ever seen a man reading & understanding the instructions properly?