Marry someone you want to annoy for the rest of your life!
|A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong!|
|Once a Pig went to a doctor for a check-up.|
Pig: Doctor I am not feeling well.
Doctor: Are you sure?
Pig: Abe Dikhai Nahi Deta? Suar Hi Hoon Main!
|Girl: I need to lose weight.|
Friend: Puja Kiya Karo.
Girl: Puja? Why?
Friend: Puja Karogi Toh Bhakti Mein 'Lean' Ho Jaogi!
|Sometimes I wish my life had background music so I could understand what the hell is going on!|
|My boss told me, "Dress for the job you want. Not the job you have."|
Now I am sitting in a disciplinary meeting dressed as 'Spider Man'!
|You always win arguments in your head because everyone there thinks like you!|
|Stupidity comes in all shapes and sizes.|
Some of them even look like people!
|Sometimes a brother-in-law can be just as good as a brother by birth. Thanks for being a great brother to me. I really hope your birthday is as amazing as you are!|
Happiest Birthday Bro!
|Hope you all be guided by your faith in Allah and His dear messenger. Have a blessed Eid Ul Milad Un Nabi!|