• Warning:</br>
Alcohol can cause depression. Particularly when you run out of it!
    Warning:
    Alcohol can cause depression. Particularly when you run out of it!
  • I joined the Army so that I could run away from my studies.</br>
Later I realised I was running also and studying also!
    I joined the Army so that I could run away from my studies.
    Later I realised I was running also and studying also!
  • Santa: Hello, is this the helpline for alcoholics?</br>
Lady: Yes sir. How can I help you?</br>
Santa: Can you tell me how to make a Pina Colada?
    Santa: Hello, is this the helpline for alcoholics?
    Lady: Yes sir. How can I help you?
    Santa: Can you tell me how to make a Pina Colada?
  • A boy was in a park behind a tree with his girlfriend.</br>
An old man passes them and asks: Bete, Kya Yeh Hamari Sanskriti Hai?</br>
Boy: Nahi Uncle! Yeh Toh Malhotra Uncle Ki Pallavi Hai, Aap Doosre Ped Ke Peeche Check Kariye!
    A boy was in a park behind a tree with his girlfriend.
    An old man passes them and asks: Bete, Kya Yeh Hamari Sanskriti Hai?
    Boy: Nahi Uncle! Yeh Toh Malhotra Uncle Ki Pallavi Hai, Aap Doosre Ped Ke Peeche Check Kariye!
  • What do you call a pencil that doesn't work?</br>
Pointless!
    What do you call a pencil that doesn't work?
    Pointless!
  • Scientists have discovered another deadly pathogen. They are calling it 'Peekaboo' virus.</br>
Doctors are sending anyone with 'Peekaboo', straight to 'ICU'.
    Scientists have discovered another deadly pathogen. They are calling it 'Peekaboo' virus.
    Doctors are sending anyone with 'Peekaboo', straight to 'ICU'.
  • Wisdom during COVID19 times</br>
Lockdown `I Die`</br>
No Lockdown `All Die`</br></br>

Lockdown `No Human Right`</br>
No Lockdown `No Human Left`</br></br>

Lockdown `I See You`</br>
No Lockdown `ICU`
    Wisdom during COVID19 times
    Lockdown "I Die"
    No Lockdown "All Die"

    Lockdown "No Human Right"
    No Lockdown "No Human Left"

    Lockdown "I See You"
    No Lockdown "ICU"
  • May Allah accept your good deeds, forgive your transgressions and ease the suffering of all people around the globe.</br>
Eid Mubarak to you and your family!
    May Allah accept your good deeds, forgive your transgressions and ease the suffering of all people around the globe.
    Eid Mubarak to you and your family!
  • May this special day bring peace, happiness, and prosperity to everyone. May Allah flood your life with happiness and peace of mind on this occasion.</br>
Happy Eid ul-Fitr to all!
    May this special day bring peace, happiness, and prosperity to everyone. May Allah flood your life with happiness and peace of mind on this occasion.
    Happy Eid ul-Fitr to all!
  • May Allah send His love like sunshine in Bis warm and gentle ways to fill every corner of your heart, and fill your life with good health and a lot of happiness.</br>
Eid Mubarak!
    May Allah send His love like sunshine in Bis warm and gentle ways to fill every corner of your heart, and fill your life with good health and a lot of happiness.
    Eid Mubarak!