|Banta: Why are you looking so sad?|
Santa: I married a really nice girl. I wonder where she went!
|I was born to be wild. But only until 6 PM. That's when I return home from work!|
|I don't always run races to win them.|
But when I do, I lose!
|You want to lose weight and weight doesn't want to lose you.|
Some relationships are so complicated!
|It seems my lady doctor has a crush on me and she really likes my fashion sense.|
She told me that I have serious healthy shoes!
|If you try and fail... congratulations!|
Most people don't even try!
|Pappu: My girlfriend has dumped me.|
Bunty: It's really sad. What's the reason for ditching you?
Pappu: She says I am a compulsive gambler. I'd do anything to win her back!
|Guaranteed things in life:|
3. My wife pulling the handle of the car door at the same time I try to unlock it!
|In 50 years grandparents will be telling their kids the story of how grandad slid into grandmamas DM's and how romantic it was!|
|No one bats an eye when you have breakfast for dinner, but, if you order dinner in the morning you look like a psychopath!|