• Jeeto: I get brain freeze whenever I eat ice cream.<br/>
Santa: I never get any brain freeze.<br/>
Jeeto: You don't have a brain, that's why!
    Jeeto: I get brain freeze whenever I eat ice cream.
    Santa: I never get any brain freeze.
    Jeeto: You don't have a brain, that's why!
  • My friend went bald years ago but still carries his old comb with him.<br/>
He just can't part with it!
    My friend went bald years ago but still carries his old comb with him.
    He just can't part with it!
  • Genie: I shall grant you 3 wishes.<br/>
Me: I wish for a world without lawyers.<br/>
Genie: Done, you have no more wishes.<br/>
Me: But you said 3<br/>
Genie: Sue me!
    Genie: I shall grant you 3 wishes.
    Me: I wish for a world without lawyers.
    Genie: Done, you have no more wishes.
    Me: But you said 3
    Genie: Sue me!
  • Pro Tip:<br/>
You should wash your hands even when there is not a global pandemic!
    Pro Tip:
    You should wash your hands even when there is not a global pandemic!
  • For those missing their Golf during the lockdown.<br/>
Marie biscuits have 18 holes too. Cup it!
    For those missing their Golf during the lockdown.
    Marie biscuits have 18 holes too. Cup it!
  • A rooster is the most slaughtered creature.<br/>
Because whoever has tried to awaken the world... has been killed!
    A rooster is the most slaughtered creature.
    Because whoever has tried to awaken the world... has been killed!
  • We began as strangers. We became friends. We became one with each other. We remain as one forever.<br/>
Happy Anniversary my love!
    We began as strangers. We became friends. We became one with each other. We remain as one forever.
    Happy Anniversary my love!
  • When I needed you the most, you were always there. You stood by me when everyone chose their sides. Thank you for always being there for me.<br/>
Happy Father's Day, dad!
    When I needed you the most, you were always there. You stood by me when everyone chose their sides. Thank you for always being there for me.
    Happy Father's Day, dad!
  • You're the true hero from my childhood. Times may have changed but the things I have learned from you are both ageless and priceless.<br/>
Happy Father's Day!
    You're the true hero from my childhood. Times may have changed but the things I have learned from you are both ageless and priceless.
    Happy Father's Day!
  • You sacrificed your good days to make our days bright, you struggled hard to make sure there's always a smile on our face. You deserve all the respect.<br/>
Happy Father's Day!
    You sacrificed your good days to make our days bright, you struggled hard to make sure there's always a smile on our face. You deserve all the respect.
    Happy Father's Day!