There are 2 types of husbands.
Type 1: Calm, handsome, responsible, understanding, caring, loving, good listeners, love shopping, provide you Credit Card, love, respect & appreciate your parent's family, and always ready & willing to sacrifice their life for you.
Type 2: Your husband!
|This online semester might have gone very bad but at least we don't have to see toppers, discussing the paper after the exam!|
|A husband is the real Santa to every wife.|
No matter what she asks or says, he always says, "Ho Ho Ho Mery Kismat"!
|May you find all the energy to revive yourself and your spirit once again for a new start. Have a delightful time with your loved ones.|
Have a great weekend!
|Husband: That's the fifth time I've had to replace the clutch on this car.|
Wife: Hello, don't blame me for that. I never use it!
|You may call a woman daughter, mother, sister or wife but never ever dare to call her an aunty!|
|Opening the fridge every 5 minutes not because I expect there will be something new in there, but if my standards have lowered enough to eat what's left!|
|My friend took the Pfizer vaccine.|
He is saying that "I am pfeeling pline and pfantastic. I had no pfever so pfar"!
|A scented candle store burning down would smell amazing!|
|Can someone explain why do we get angry at very expensive prices but get suspicious at free things?|