• Dear Ladies,<br/>
There are 2 types of husbands.<br/>
Type 1: Calm, handsome, responsible, understanding, caring, loving, good listeners, love shopping, provide you Credit Card, love, respect & appreciate your parent's family, and always ready & willing to sacrifice their life for you.<br/>
Type 2: Your husband!
    Dear Ladies,
    There are 2 types of husbands.
    Type 1: Calm, handsome, responsible, understanding, caring, loving, good listeners, love shopping, provide you Credit Card, love, respect & appreciate your parent's family, and always ready & willing to sacrifice their life for you.
    Type 2: Your husband!
  • This online semester might have gone very bad but at least we don't have to see toppers, discussing the paper after the exam!
    This online semester might have gone very bad but at least we don't have to see toppers, discussing the paper after the exam!
  • A husband is the real Santa to every wife.<br/>
No matter what she asks or says, he always says, `Ho Ho Ho Mery Kismat`!
    A husband is the real Santa to every wife.
    No matter what she asks or says, he always says, "Ho Ho Ho Mery Kismat"!
  • May you find all the energy to revive yourself and your spirit once again for a new start. Have a delightful time with your loved ones.<br/>
Have a great weekend!
    May you find all the energy to revive yourself and your spirit once again for a new start. Have a delightful time with your loved ones.
    Have a great weekend!
  • Husband: That's the fifth time I've had to replace the clutch on this car.<br/>
Wife: Hello, don't blame me for that. I never use it!
    Husband: That's the fifth time I've had to replace the clutch on this car.
    Wife: Hello, don't blame me for that. I never use it!
  • You may call a woman daughter, mother, sister or wife but never ever dare to call her an aunty!
    You may call a woman daughter, mother, sister or wife but never ever dare to call her an aunty!
  • Opening the fridge every 5 minutes not because I expect there will be something new in there, but if my standards have lowered enough to eat what's left!
    Opening the fridge every 5 minutes not because I expect there will be something new in there, but if my standards have lowered enough to eat what's left!
  • My friend took the Pfizer vaccine.<br/>
He is saying that `I am pfeeling pline and pfantastic. I had no pfever so pfar`!
    My friend took the Pfizer vaccine.
    He is saying that "I am pfeeling pline and pfantastic. I had no pfever so pfar"!
  • A scented candle store burning down would smell amazing!
    A scented candle store burning down would smell amazing!
  • Can someone explain why do we get angry at very expensive prices but get suspicious at free things?
    Can someone explain why do we get angry at very expensive prices but get suspicious at free things?