|Wife: Maine Gadhon Pe Research Ki Hai, Wo Apni Gadhi Ke Alawa Kisi Aur Gadhi Ki Taraf Dekhta Bhi Nahi Hai!|
Husband: Isiliye Toh Woh Gadha Hai!
|New Tech Guy: Our devices are now 100% secure.|
Boss: How did you do that?
New Tech Guy: I turned them all off!
|If the husband is head of the family then, what's the wife?|
The wife is the neck of the family, which can turn the head anywhere!
|The wife asks her wife, "Will you marry after I die?"|
The husband responds, "No I will live peacefully"!
|Last month, I told Alexa to keep a count of the number of times I won an argument with my wife.|
As of now, my wife is leading 1,305,124 to 3
|My body has absorbed so much soap and water, hand sanitizer and disinfectant that now when I pee it cleans the toilet!|
|A funny restaurant advertisement board:|
We serve food as HOT as your neighbour's wife and beer as COLD as your own wife!
|Mr. Blue lives in a blue house, Mrs. Pink lives in a pink house and Mr. Red lives in a red house. Who lives in the White House?|
|Miles and distance don't matter at all but all I want to say is that from the bottom of my heart, I miss you every moment of the day!|
|Be the best version of you today and have a great day. You are the most amazing person out there, so enjoy it!|