• Wife: Maine Gadhon Pe Research Ki Hai, Wo Apni Gadhi  Ke Alawa Kisi Aur Gadhi Ki Taraf Dekhta Bhi Nahi Hai!<br/>
Husband: Isiliye Toh Woh Gadha Hai!
    Wife: Maine Gadhon Pe Research Ki Hai, Wo Apni Gadhi Ke Alawa Kisi Aur Gadhi Ki Taraf Dekhta Bhi Nahi Hai!
    Husband: Isiliye Toh Woh Gadha Hai!
  • New Tech Guy: Our devices are now 100% secure.<br/>
Boss: How did you do that?<br/>
New Tech Guy: I turned them all off!
    New Tech Guy: Our devices are now 100% secure.
    Boss: How did you do that?
    New Tech Guy: I turned them all off!
  • If the husband is head of the family then, what's the wife?<br/>
The wife is the neck of the family, which can turn the head anywhere!
    If the husband is head of the family then, what's the wife?
    The wife is the neck of the family, which can turn the head anywhere!
  • The wife asks her wife, `Will you marry after I die?`<br/>
The husband responds, `No I will live peacefully`!
    The wife asks her wife, "Will you marry after I die?"
    The husband responds, "No I will live peacefully"!
  • Last month, I told Alexa to keep a count of the number of times I won an argument with my wife.<br/>

As of now, my wife is leading 1,305,124 to 3
    Last month, I told Alexa to keep a count of the number of times I won an argument with my wife.
    As of now, my wife is leading 1,305,124 to 3
  • My body has absorbed so much soap and water, hand sanitizer and disinfectant that now when I pee it cleans the toilet!
    My body has absorbed so much soap and water, hand sanitizer and disinfectant that now when I pee it cleans the toilet!
  • A funny restaurant advertisement board:<br/>
We serve food as HOT as your neighbour's wife and beer as COLD as your own wife!
    A funny restaurant advertisement board:
    We serve food as HOT as your neighbour's wife and beer as COLD as your own wife!
  • Mr. Blue lives in a blue house, Mrs. Pink lives in a pink house and Mr. Red lives in a red house. Who lives in the White House?
    Mr. Blue lives in a blue house, Mrs. Pink lives in a pink house and Mr. Red lives in a red house. Who lives in the White House?
  • Miles and distance don't matter at all but all I want to say is that from the bottom of my heart, I miss you every moment of the day!
    Miles and distance don't matter at all but all I want to say is that from the bottom of my heart, I miss you every moment of the day!
  • Be the best version of you today and have a great day. You are the most amazing person out there, so enjoy it!
    Be the best version of you today and have a great day. You are the most amazing person out there, so enjoy it!