• Google is for bachelors, we married men have our wives!
    Google is for bachelors, we married men have our wives!
  • What is the food that causes depression and lack of interest to live?<br/>

Wedding Cake!
    What is the food that causes depression and lack of interest to live?
    Wedding Cake!
  • This Government is amazing. It talks about the future, and when asked about the present, it goes into the past!
    This Government is amazing. It talks about the future, and when asked about the present, it goes into the past!
  • Women above 40 years do not have to take the vaccine because they already have Aunty-Bodies!
    Women above 40 years do not have to take the vaccine because they already have Aunty-Bodies!
  • Heard in Starbucks Delhi:<br/>
Punjabi: Can I get an Iced Caffe Mocha, please?<br/>
Attendant: Sir, the 'ch' is pronounced as 'k'.<br/>
Punjabi: Akka Benkod, Wahi De De!
    Heard in Starbucks Delhi:
    Punjabi: Can I get an Iced Caffe Mocha, please?
    Attendant: Sir, the 'ch' is pronounced as 'k'.
    Punjabi: Akka Benkod, Wahi De De!
  • ਕਹੁ ਰਵਿਦਾਸ ਸਭੈ ਨਹੀ ਸਮਝਸਿ ਭੂਲਿ ਪਰੇ ਜੈਸੇ ਬਉਰੇ ॥<br/>
ਮੋਹਿ ਅਧਾਰੁ ਨਾਮੁ ਨਾਰਾਇਨ ਜੀਵਨ ਪ੍ਰਾਨ ਧਨ ਮੋਰੇ ॥੩॥੧॥<br/><br/>

Says Ravi Daas, no one understands; they all run around, deluded like madmen.<br/>
The Lord's Name is my only Support; He is my life, my breath of life, my wealth. ||3||1||<br/>
Raag Raamkali Bhagat Ravidas - SGGS Ji Ang: 974<br/>
Happy Bhagat Ravidas Jayanti!
    ਕਹੁ ਰਵਿਦਾਸ ਸਭੈ ਨਹੀ ਸਮਝਸਿ ਭੂਲਿ ਪਰੇ ਜੈਸੇ ਬਉਰੇ ॥
    ਮੋਹਿ ਅਧਾਰੁ ਨਾਮੁ ਨਾਰਾਇਨ ਜੀਵਨ ਪ੍ਰਾਨ ਧਨ ਮੋਰੇ ॥੩॥੧॥

    Says Ravi Daas, no one understands; they all run around, deluded like madmen.
    The Lord's Name is my only Support; He is my life, my breath of life, my wealth. ||3||1||
    Raag Raamkali Bhagat Ravidas - SGGS Ji Ang: 974
    Happy Bhagat Ravidas Jayanti!
  • ਗੁਰਬਾਣੀ ਸੁਣਿ ਮੈਲੁ ਗਵਾਇ।।<br/>
ਸਹਜੇ ਹਰਿ ਨਾਮੁ ਮੰਨਿ ਵਸਾਏ।।<br/><br/>

Listening to the Gurbani, filth is washed off.<br/>
The Lord's Name is naturally enshrined in the mind!<br/>
Guru Amar Dass Ji: SGGS Ji: 665
    ਗੁਰਬਾਣੀ ਸੁਣਿ ਮੈਲੁ ਗਵਾਇ।।
    ਸਹਜੇ ਹਰਿ ਨਾਮੁ ਮੰਨਿ ਵਸਾਏ।।

    Listening to the Gurbani, filth is washed off.
    The Lord's Name is naturally enshrined in the mind!
    Guru Amar Dass Ji: SGGS Ji: 665
  • Life has many great options, but you don't have to pick what seems to be the best, Just pick what makes you happy and it will be the best!
    Life has many great options, but you don't have to pick what seems to be the best, Just pick what makes you happy and it will be the best!
  • Sometimes God doesn't change your situation because he is trying to change your heart.<br/>
Good Morning!
    Sometimes God doesn't change your situation because he is trying to change your heart.
    Good Morning!
  • Wife on the phone: Honey, the car is getting hot, what should I do?</br>
Husband: Tell the car you have a headache!
    Wife on the phone: Honey, the car is getting hot, what should I do?
    Husband: Tell the car you have a headache!