|Google is for bachelors, we married men have our wives!|
|What is the food that causes depression and lack of interest to live?|
|This Government is amazing. It talks about the future, and when asked about the present, it goes into the past!|
|Women above 40 years do not have to take the vaccine because they already have Aunty-Bodies!|
|Heard in Starbucks Delhi:|
Punjabi: Can I get an Iced Caffe Mocha, please?
Attendant: Sir, the 'ch' is pronounced as 'k'.
Punjabi: Akka Benkod, Wahi De De!
|ਕਹੁ ਰਵਿਦਾਸ ਸਭੈ ਨਹੀ ਸਮਝਸਿ ਭੂਲਿ ਪਰੇ ਜੈਸੇ ਬਉਰੇ ॥|
ਮੋਹਿ ਅਧਾਰੁ ਨਾਮੁ ਨਾਰਾਇਨ ਜੀਵਨ ਪ੍ਰਾਨ ਧਨ ਮੋਰੇ ॥੩॥੧॥
Says Ravi Daas, no one understands; they all run around, deluded like madmen.
The Lord's Name is my only Support; He is my life, my breath of life, my wealth. ||3||1||
Raag Raamkali Bhagat Ravidas - SGGS Ji Ang: 974
Happy Bhagat Ravidas Jayanti!
|ਗੁਰਬਾਣੀ ਸੁਣਿ ਮੈਲੁ ਗਵਾਇ।।|
ਸਹਜੇ ਹਰਿ ਨਾਮੁ ਮੰਨਿ ਵਸਾਏ।।
Listening to the Gurbani, filth is washed off.
The Lord's Name is naturally enshrined in the mind!
Guru Amar Dass Ji: SGGS Ji: 665
|Life has many great options, but you don't have to pick what seems to be the best, Just pick what makes you happy and it will be the best!|
|Sometimes God doesn't change your situation because he is trying to change your heart.|
|Wife on the phone: Honey, the car is getting hot, what should I do? Husband: Tell the car you have a headache!|