• Life is a long journey between being a human being and being human.</br>
Good Morning!
    Life is a long journey between being a human being and being human.
    Good Morning!
  • Tumhara Prem, Prem;</br>
Hamara Prem, Prem Chopra!
    Tumhara Prem, Prem;
    Hamara Prem, Prem Chopra!
  • The Monk who sold his Ferrari knew about the petrol price hike!
    The Monk who sold his Ferrari knew about the petrol price hike!
  • Fillionaire:</br>
One who can afford a full fuel tank in India!
    Fillionaire:
    One who can afford a full fuel tank in India!
  • It's my wife's 60th birthday next week. I asked her what she would like.</br>
She said, a divorce, but I wasn't planning on spending that much!
    It's my wife's 60th birthday next week. I asked her what she would like.
    She said, a divorce, but I wasn't planning on spending that much!
  • Wife: My husband is like a 1960 model Cadillac.</br>
Wife's friend: Wow, you mean vintage?</br>
Wife: No, very difficult to get started, emits poisonous gases & most of the time doesn't work!
    Wife: My husband is like a 1960 model Cadillac.
    Wife's friend: Wow, you mean vintage?
    Wife: No, very difficult to get started, emits poisonous gases & most of the time doesn't work!
  • Before getting married, men should ensure that they're strong enough to lead a successful married life by trying to pull the blanket to their side from their future wives!
    Before getting married, men should ensure that they're strong enough to lead a successful married life by trying to pull the blanket to their side from their future wives!
  • Adjective for metal is metallic;</br>
But not so for iron which is ironic!
    Adjective for metal is metallic;
    But not so for iron which is ironic!
  • What do you call 2 birds stuck together?</br>
Velcrows!
    What do you call 2 birds stuck together?
    Velcrows!
  • Successful marriage on social media is all about gifts, romantic dinners and walks along the beach.</br>
Successful marriage in real life is all about care, compassion, respect, trust and most importantly, forgiveness!
    Successful marriage on social media is all about gifts, romantic dinners and walks along the beach.
    Successful marriage in real life is all about care, compassion, respect, trust and most importantly, forgiveness!