|My only achievement in 2020 is that now...|
I can recognise people in Masks!
|Wife: Whose lipstick is that on your shirt?|
Husband: I think I can explain.
Wife: I don't care, just ask her what shade it is!
This week is gonna be tough. Stay strong, my little champion!
|The worst feeling is when you really lack sleep and try to take a nap, and in the end, waste 1 hour trying to sleep!|
|After a whole year of Stress, we now have a Strain!|
|I'm sure Coronavirus' new year resolution is `I'll change`!|
|Pfizer's latest announcement:|
Indian cricketers do not need a vaccine. They cannot catch anything that comes off a bat!
|Christmas time is oh so near,|
Children so excited you can hear them cheer;
Enthusiasm and excitement fill the air,
And people show love in how they care.
Take the time to enjoy the season,
And be thankful for the reason!
|May you get all the things you have ever wished for.|
Good morning and have a great day!
|When I said "look at you, you're getting so big" to my five-year-old niece, my wife was so happy.|
But when I said the same thing to my mother-in-law, my wife was furious.
No one can understand how women think!