• My only achievement in 2020 is that now...<br/>
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I can recognise people in Masks!
    My only achievement in 2020 is that now...
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    I can recognise people in Masks!
  • Wife: Whose lipstick is that on your shirt?<br/>
Husband: I think I can explain.<br/>
Wife: I don't care, just ask her what shade it is!
    Wife: Whose lipstick is that on your shirt?
    Husband: I think I can explain.
    Wife: I don't care, just ask her what shade it is!
  • Dear Liver,<br/>
This week is gonna be tough. Stay strong, my little champion!<br/>
#Christmas
    Dear Liver,
    This week is gonna be tough. Stay strong, my little champion!
    #Christmas
  • The worst feeling is when you really lack sleep and try to take a nap, and in the end, waste 1 hour trying to sleep!
    The worst feeling is when you really lack sleep and try to take a nap, and in the end, waste 1 hour trying to sleep!
  • After a whole year of Stress, we now have a Strain!<br/>
#Coronavirus
    After a whole year of Stress, we now have a Strain!
    #Coronavirus
  • I'm sure Coronavirus' new year resolution is `I'll change`!
    I'm sure Coronavirus' new year resolution is `I'll change`!
  • Pfizer's latest announcement:<br/>
Indian cricketers do not need a vaccine. They cannot catch anything that comes off a bat!
    Pfizer's latest announcement:
    Indian cricketers do not need a vaccine. They cannot catch anything that comes off a bat!
  • Christmas time is oh so near,<br/>
Children so excited you can hear them cheer;<br/>
Enthusiasm and excitement fill the air,<br/>
And people show love in how they care.<br/>
Take the time to enjoy the season,<br/>
And be thankful for the reason!<br/>
Merry Christmas!
    Christmas time is oh so near,
    Children so excited you can hear them cheer;
    Enthusiasm and excitement fill the air,
    And people show love in how they care.
    Take the time to enjoy the season,
    And be thankful for the reason!
    Merry Christmas!
  • May you get all the things you have ever wished for.<br/>
Good morning and have a great day!
    May you get all the things you have ever wished for.
    Good morning and have a great day!
  • When I said `look at you, you're getting so big` to my five-year-old niece, my wife was so happy.<br/>
But when I said the same thing to my mother-in-law, my wife was furious.<br/>
No one can understand how women think!
    When I said "look at you, you're getting so big" to my five-year-old niece, my wife was so happy.
    But when I said the same thing to my mother-in-law, my wife was furious.
    No one can understand how women think!