• Some couples are now maid for each other!
    Some couples are now maid for each other!
  • Pehle Main Thak Kar So Jata Tha...<br/>
Ab Main So Kar Thak Jata Hun!
    Pehle Main Thak Kar So Jata Tha...
    Ab Main So Kar Thak Jata Hun!
  • Me: Alexa, what's the weather for this week?<br/>
Alexa: Don't worry about it, you are not going anywhere!
    Me: Alexa, what's the weather for this week?
    Alexa: Don't worry about it, you are not going anywhere!
  • I don't like to brag but I've been avoiding people way before the Coronavirus!
    I don't like to brag but I've been avoiding people way before the Coronavirus!
  • Nail Salons - Closed<br/>
Hair Salons - Closed<br/>
Lash Salons - Closed<br/>
It's about to get real ugly out here!
    Nail Salons - Closed
    Hair Salons - Closed
    Lash Salons - Closed
    It's about to get real ugly out here!
  • Bunty: Meri Girlfriend Ne Mujhe Dhokha De Diya.<br/>
Pappu: Jaisi Teri Shakal Hai... Toh Kya Sarkari Naukri Deti!
    Bunty: Meri Girlfriend Ne Mujhe Dhokha De Diya.
    Pappu: Jaisi Teri Shakal Hai... Toh Kya Sarkari Naukri Deti!
  • Slim people are very Badtameez,<br/>
Kyonki Unke Paas 'Tummies' Naam Ki Cheez Nahi Hoti!
    Slim people are very Badtameez,
    Kyonki Unke Paas 'Tummies' Naam Ki Cheez Nahi Hoti!
  • People keep asking me, `Is COVID-19 really that serious?`<br/>
Listen, the casinos and churches are closed. When Heaven and Hell agree on the same thing, it's probably pretty serious.<br/>
#Stayathome
    People keep asking me, "Is COVID-19 really that serious?"
    Listen, the casinos and churches are closed. When Heaven and Hell agree on the same thing, it's probably pretty serious.
    #Stayathome
  • If you see me go offline while typing... it's because I went to Google to check spellings!
    If you see me go offline while typing... it's because I went to Google to check spellings!
  • On this holy occasion, I wish that you always walk on the path of truth and peace.<br/>
Happy Mahavir Jayanti!
    On this holy occasion, I wish that you always walk on the path of truth and peace.
    Happy Mahavir Jayanti!