• Girl: I am a modern girl, I don't need to learn cooking.<br/>
Boy: Cooking is a survival skill, not some fashion accessory you can avoid!
    Girl: I am a modern girl, I don't need to learn cooking.
    Boy: Cooking is a survival skill, not some fashion accessory you can avoid!
  • Girl: Hey Siri, why don't I have a boyfriend?<br/>
Siri opens the front camera!
    Girl: Hey Siri, why don't I have a boyfriend?
    Siri opens the front camera!
  • All these years of marriage trained me to find only the angry women to be attractive!
    All these years of marriage trained me to find only the angry women to be attractive!
  • My wife should be thankful to me for teaching her all the aspects of male stupidity!
    My wife should be thankful to me for teaching her all the aspects of male stupidity!
  • Baba Ramdev wants to ban Alcohol... New Monk hates Old Monk!
    Baba Ramdev wants to ban Alcohol... New Monk hates Old Monk!
  • Here is the new slogan of Tourism India:<br/>
Atithi Risky Bhav:
    Here is the new slogan of Tourism India:
    Atithi Risky Bhav:
  • If our phones told us that sounds too loud would damage the headphones instead of our ears, we would probably be more concerned!
    If our phones told us that sounds too loud would damage the headphones instead of our ears, we would probably be more concerned!
  • People watch F.R.I.E.N.D.S. with fake laughs but are complaining about fake crowd noises in IPL 2020!
    People watch F.R.I.E.N.D.S. with fake laughs but are complaining about fake crowd noises in IPL 2020!
  • Let the steady winds carry your dreams, riding on the hopes and wishing for the loves to make their delightful way.<br/>
Good morning and have a great day!
    Let the steady winds carry your dreams, riding on the hopes and wishing for the loves to make their delightful way.
    Good morning and have a great day!
  • I think my wife has started to show the first signs of Alzheimer's.<br/>
She said she can't remember what she ever saw in me!
    I think my wife has started to show the first signs of Alzheimer's.
    She said she can't remember what she ever saw in me!