|Girl: I am a modern girl, I don't need to learn cooking.|
Boy: Cooking is a survival skill, not some fashion accessory you can avoid!
|Girl: Hey Siri, why don't I have a boyfriend?|
Siri opens the front camera!
|All these years of marriage trained me to find only the angry women to be attractive!|
|My wife should be thankful to me for teaching her all the aspects of male stupidity!|
|Baba Ramdev wants to ban Alcohol... New Monk hates Old Monk!|
|Here is the new slogan of Tourism India:|
Atithi Risky Bhav:
|If our phones told us that sounds too loud would damage the headphones instead of our ears, we would probably be more concerned!|
|People watch F.R.I.E.N.D.S. with fake laughs but are complaining about fake crowd noises in IPL 2020!|
|Let the steady winds carry your dreams, riding on the hopes and wishing for the loves to make their delightful way.|
Good morning and have a great day!
|I think my wife has started to show the first signs of Alzheimer's.|
She said she can't remember what she ever saw in me!