|Pappu: Dad, check my gifts given by my girlfriend.|
Santa: Beta Tumhein Yeh Kya Sab Cheezein Shobha Deti Hai?
Pappu: Nahi, Priya Deti Hai!
|Wife: You told me you'd be home from the tavern before seven.|
Husband: I am home before seven. I had six beers and I came home!
|There are 2 Pandas:|
The brave one, dedicated to fighting evil: Kung Fu Panda
The other one, who just doesn't care: Ki Farak Panda!
|Meghan Markle - the only woman in the world who married a prince and then made him a frog!|
|When the why is clear, the how is easy!|
|Respect is a mirror, the more you show it to other people, the more they will reflect it back.|
Good morning and have a great week!
|Therapist: Your wife says you never buy her flowers. Is it true?|
Husband: To be honest, I never knew she sold flowers!
|Teacher: Translate this sentence into Hindi "Liza please have a seat".|
|I accidentally swallowed a bunch of scrabble tiles.|
My next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster!
|My 3 wishes:|
1. To earn money without working.
2. To love without being hurt!
3. To eat without getting fat!