• Pappu: Dad, check my gifts given by my girlfriend.<br/>
Santa: Beta Tumhein Yeh Kya Sab Cheezein Shobha Deti Hai?<br/>
Pappu: Nahi, Priya Deti Hai!
    Pappu: Dad, check my gifts given by my girlfriend.
    Santa: Beta Tumhein Yeh Kya Sab Cheezein Shobha Deti Hai?
    Pappu: Nahi, Priya Deti Hai!
  • Wife: You told me you'd be home from the tavern before seven.<br/>
Husband: I am home before seven. I had six beers and I came home!
    Wife: You told me you'd be home from the tavern before seven.
    Husband: I am home before seven. I had six beers and I came home!
  • There are 2 Pandas:<br/>
The brave one, dedicated to fighting evil: Kung Fu Panda<br/>
The other one, who just doesn't care: Ki Farak Panda!
    There are 2 Pandas:
    The brave one, dedicated to fighting evil: Kung Fu Panda
    The other one, who just doesn't care: Ki Farak Panda!
  • Meghan Markle - the only woman in the world who married a prince and then made him a frog!
    Meghan Markle - the only woman in the world who married a prince and then made him a frog!
  • When the why is clear, the how is easy!
    When the why is clear, the how is easy!
  • Respect is a mirror, the more you show it to other people, the more they will reflect it back.<br/>
Good morning and have a great week!
    Respect is a mirror, the more you show it to other people, the more they will reflect it back.
    Good morning and have a great week!
  • Therapist: Your wife says you never buy her flowers. Is it true?<br/>
Husband: To be honest, I never knew she sold flowers!
    Therapist: Your wife says you never buy her flowers. Is it true?
    Husband: To be honest, I never knew she sold flowers!
  • Teacher: Translate this sentence into Hindi `Liza please have a seat`.<br/>
Student: Elizabeth!
    Teacher: Translate this sentence into Hindi "Liza please have a seat".
    Student: Elizabeth!
  • I accidentally swallowed a bunch of scrabble tiles.<br/>
My next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster!
    I accidentally swallowed a bunch of scrabble tiles.
    My next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster!
  • My 3 wishes:<br/>
1. To earn money without working.<br/>
2. To love without being hurt!<br/>
3. To eat without getting fat!
    My 3 wishes:
    1. To earn money without working.
    2. To love without being hurt!
    3. To eat without getting fat!