• If after the lockdown you were given 2 options:</br>
Flying with your wife to a dream destination or having a drink with your friends, what would you choose?</br></br>

Whiskey or Beer
    If after the lockdown you were given 2 options:
    Flying with your wife to a dream destination or having a drink with your friends, what would you choose?

    Whiskey or Beer
  • Me: I'm here to report cyberbullying.</br>
HR: email sent by your boss asking you to update the status of the project is not cyberbullying!
    Me: I'm here to report cyberbullying.
    HR: email sent by your boss asking you to update the status of the project is not cyberbullying!
  • What is the most expensive video streaming service at this time?</br>
Schools!</br>
#OnlineClasses
    What is the most expensive video streaming service at this time?
    Schools!
    #OnlineClasses
  • Why are fish so easy to weigh.</br>
Because they come with their own scales!
    Why are fish so easy to weigh.
    Because they come with their own scales!
  • Why is it a bad idea to iron your four-leaf clover?</br>
Because you shouldn't press your luck!
    Why is it a bad idea to iron your four-leaf clover?
    Because you shouldn't press your luck!
  • I wish my nervous system could be a confidence system just once!
    I wish my nervous system could be a confidence system just once!
  • About 300 years ago, if you had something that was made in China then everyone would be really impressed!
    About 300 years ago, if you had something that was made in China then everyone would be really impressed!
  • The biggest income of 2021 will be:</br>
Securely taking all our family members and friends along with us to 2022!
    The biggest income of 2021 will be:
    Securely taking all our family members and friends along with us to 2022!
  • Don't cling to a mistake just because you spent a lot of time making it!
    Don't cling to a mistake just because you spent a lot of time making it!
  • I am feeling too lazy to meet my friends. 'AALSI' them later!
    I am feeling too lazy to meet my friends. 'AALSI' them later!