• Men and Malts are great when they are Single!
    Men and Malts are great when they are Single!
  • I can't really walk the walk or talk the talk;<br/>
But if you need someone to drink the drinks,<br/>
I'm all yours!
    I can't really walk the walk or talk the talk;
    But if you need someone to drink the drinks,
    I'm all yours!
  • My liquid diet is going great. After five glasses of wine, I no longer care how fat I am!
    My liquid diet is going great. After five glasses of wine, I no longer care how fat I am!
  • There was such a long queue to buy Fastag. Finally decided to buy Royalstag, instead.<br/>
Hic hic hurray! Don't drink and drive. Just drink!
    There was such a long queue to buy Fastag. Finally decided to buy Royalstag, instead.
    Hic hic hurray! Don't drink and drive. Just drink!
  • I found that I have been happier since I changed from coffee in the morning to orange juice.<br/>
My doctor explained that it's the vitamin C and natural sugars but I really think it's the Vodka!
    I found that I have been happier since I changed from coffee in the morning to orange juice.
    My doctor explained that it's the vitamin C and natural sugars but I really think it's the Vodka!
  • I don't have a drinking problem. I drink because I have problems!
    I don't have a drinking problem. I drink because I have problems!
  • Here's to cheating, stealing, fighting and drinking.<br/>
If you cheat, may you get cheat death.<br/>
If you steal, may you steal a woman's heart.<br/>
If you fight, may you fight for a brother.<br/>
And if you drink, may you drink with me!
    Here's to cheating, stealing, fighting and drinking.
    If you cheat, may you get cheat death.
    If you steal, may you steal a woman's heart.
    If you fight, may you fight for a brother.
    And if you drink, may you drink with me!
  • All of us are reaching the age, where we can not function without our glasses, especially if they are empty!
    All of us are reaching the age, where we can not function without our glasses, especially if they are empty!
  • I make whiskey disappear.<br/>
What's your superpower?
    I make whiskey disappear.
    What's your superpower?
  • If you received a text from me last night, please disregard it.<br/>
My phone was drunk!
    If you received a text from me last night, please disregard it.
    My phone was drunk!