|Men and Malts are great when they are Single!|
|I can't really walk the walk or talk the talk;|
But if you need someone to drink the drinks,
I'm all yours!
|My liquid diet is going great. After five glasses of wine, I no longer care how fat I am!|
|There was such a long queue to buy Fastag. Finally decided to buy Royalstag, instead.|
Hic hic hurray! Don't drink and drive. Just drink!
|I found that I have been happier since I changed from coffee in the morning to orange juice.|
My doctor explained that it's the vitamin C and natural sugars but I really think it's the Vodka!
|I don't have a drinking problem. I drink because I have problems!|
|Here's to cheating, stealing, fighting and drinking.|
If you cheat, may you get cheat death.
If you steal, may you steal a woman's heart.
If you fight, may you fight for a brother.
And if you drink, may you drink with me!
|All of us are reaching the age, where we can not function without our glasses, especially if they are empty!|
|I make whiskey disappear.|
What's your superpower?
|If you received a text from me last night, please disregard it.|
My phone was drunk!