|I work part-time as a bartender.|
Only thing is that I don't get paid as I'm working from home. To top it all, I'm my only customer!
|Wheat makes beer.|
Corn makes whiskey.
Grapes make wine.
Potatoes make vodka.
Can't get drunk without farmers.
|Never in my entire life would I imagine my hands would consume more alcohol than my mouth!|
|If things go like this, my death will not be from Coronavirus but from liver damage!|
|I tried to make some hand sanitizer at home today. Somehow, it turned out to be vodka & lemonade.|
And I'm drunk now!
|Back in the day, the only time we started panic buying was when the bartender yelled "last call"!|
|I've kept beers in each room of my house.|
When I get bored, I go for a pub crawl!
|So, now that you are quarantined all by yourself,|
have you realized you are not a social drinker but a regular alcoholic?
|Is Samay 'Ghar' Kuch Logon Ke Liye 'Ghar' Hai Aur Bakiyon Ke Liye 'Nasha Mukti Kendra'!|
|Today's special drink:|
It's just a regular Martini, but you drink it alone in your house!