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I work part-time as a bartender.
Only thing is that I don't get paid as I'm working from home. To top it all, I'm my only customer! -
Wheat makes beer.
Corn makes whiskey.
Grapes make wine.
Potatoes make vodka.
Can't get drunk without farmers.
#coronavirus #lockdown -
Never in my entire life would I imagine my hands would consume more alcohol than my mouth! -
If things go like this, my death will not be from Coronavirus but from liver damage!
#Lockdown #Coronavirus -
I tried to make some hand sanitizer at home today. Somehow, it turned out to be vodka & lemonade.
And I'm drunk now! -
Back in the day, the only time we started panic buying was when the bartender yelled "last call"! -
I've kept beers in each room of my house.
When I get bored, I go for a pub crawl! -
So, now that you are quarantined all by yourself,
have you realized you are not a social drinker but a regular alcoholic? -
Is Samay 'Ghar' Kuch Logon Ke Liye 'Ghar' Hai Aur Bakiyon Ke Liye 'Nasha Mukti Kendra'! -
Today's special drink:
The Quarantini.
It's just a regular Martini, but you drink it alone in your house!
#Covid_19 #Coronavirus