If you can't dance when you are drunk, at least speak English or promise people jobs. Don't just waste alcohol! |
My conscience is clear. Because I regularly wash it with alcohol! |
Whisky is the answer... and I don't remember the question! |
Thought of the day: 'Good Friends are bad for lever!' |
Alcohol is just a name; Daaru is an emotion! |
I finally quit drinking for good. Now I drink for evil! |
Corn makes whisky. Wheat makes beer. Grapes make wine. Potatoes make vodka. Can't get drunk without farmers! |
Dear Liver, This week is gonna be tough. Stay strong, my little champion! #Christmas |
Flu season is around. Remember to keep the alcohol level up because a shot in the glass is better than a shot in the a**! |
I've been feeling dizzy most of the time and I was suspecting some neurological problems. I was surprised when my doctor told me that it's not any neurological issue that's causing the dizziness. It's the alcohol! |