|If you can't dance when you are drunk, at least speak English or promise people jobs. Don't just waste alcohol!|
|My conscience is clear. Because I regularly wash it with alcohol!|
|Whisky is the answer...|
and I don't remember the question!
|Thought of the day:|
'Good Friends are bad for lever!'
|Alcohol is just a name;|
Daaru is an emotion!
|I finally quit drinking for good.|
Now I drink for evil!
|Corn makes whisky.|
Wheat makes beer.
Grapes make wine.
Potatoes make vodka.
Can't get drunk without farmers!
This week is gonna be tough. Stay strong, my little champion!
|Flu season is around. Remember to keep the alcohol level up because a shot in the glass is better than a shot in the a**!|
|I've been feeling dizzy most of the time and I was suspecting some neurological problems. I was surprised when my doctor told me that it's not any neurological issue that's causing the dizziness.|
It's the alcohol!