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If you can't dance when you are drunk, at least speak English or promise people jobs. Don't just waste alcohol! -
My conscience is clear. Because I regularly wash it with alcohol! -
Whisky is the answer...
and I don't remember the question! -
Thought of the day:
'Good Friends are bad for lever!' -
Alcohol is just a name;
Daaru is an emotion! -
I finally quit drinking for good.
Now I drink for evil! -
Corn makes whisky.
Wheat makes beer.
Grapes make wine.
Potatoes make vodka.
Can't get drunk without farmers! -
Dear Liver,
This week is gonna be tough. Stay strong, my little champion!
#Christmas -
Flu season is around. Remember to keep the alcohol level up because a shot in the glass is better than a shot in the a**! -
I've been feeling dizzy most of the time and I was suspecting some neurological problems. I was surprised when my doctor told me that it's not any neurological issue that's causing the dizziness.
It's the alcohol!