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Baba Ramdev wants to ban Alcohol... New Monk hates Old Monk! -
Bar Maths:
80 bottles of beer minus your age plus 40 bottles of whiskey equals to the year you were born! -
My Doctor said, "Alcoholism is a disease."
My bartender said, "Get your shots here." -
I only drink on days that start with 'T'
Tuesday
Thursday
Today
Tomorrow
Thaturday
Thunday -
Justice for Kangana
Justice for Sushant
Justice for Rhea
Justice for this
Justice for that
Just ice for me! -
My favourite form of exercise is going on a beer run! -
Liquor - (Noun)
The glue holding this 2020 shitshow together! -
I guess a lot of men have this kind of life:
A dog that adores him;
A cat that ignores him;
A wife that abhors him;
And a drink that restores him! -
A drunk man's words are a sober man's thoughts! -
People tell me I should drink less whisky;
I can't find that brand anywhere!