|I just watched Radhe for 20 minutes for Salman Khan.|
And I realised the importance of Stop Loss applies to movies as well!
|Aamir Khan's nephew Imran Khan quits acting!|
I think acting quit him way before he decided to quit acting!
|NCB may call Saif Ali Khan, Shakti Kapoor & Prakash Padukone for a Parents Teacher Meeting!|
#SSR #Bollywood #NCB
|Finally, we have now understood why drugs are called heroin in India!|
|Taimur drew a straight line using Rangoli without using the scale.|
Teacher: How's that possible?
Taimur: Sara Didi Ne Sikhaya!
|More Bollywood celebrities to be tested for Co-weed 19!|
In the 1970s - Villain to Heroine: Kya Maal Hai
In the 2020s - Heroine to Villain: Maal Hai Kya
|With the amount of weed being consumed Bollywood can be named as Bollyweed!|
|Mona Darling, Chalo News Dekhte Hain.|
Arnab Rhea Ko Jeene Nahi Dega Aur Rajdeep Rhea Ko Maarne Nahi Dega!
|Gabbar: Aaj Maine Basanti Ko Nahate Waqt Dekha.|
Viru: Kutte Kamine... Main Tera Khoon Pee Jaunga!
Gabbar: Relax Bevde... Main Naha Raha Tha. Basanti Ja Rahi Thi. Jab Dekho Tab Khoon Pee Jaunga. What nonsense!