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  • Psychologists have finally come up with a name for the condition when someone acts like a bigger celebrity than they actually are.<br/> They call it Lokhandwala Complex!
    Psychologists have finally come up with a name for the condition when someone acts like a bigger celebrity than they actually are.
    They call it Lokhandwala Complex!
    Bollywood
  • Sanjay Dutt: I might have to go to jail again.<br/> Sanjay's wife: Dutt Tere Ki!
    Sanjay Dutt: I might have to go to jail again.
    Sanjay's wife: Dutt Tere Ki!
    Bollywood / Hinglish
  • Saaho Film Ne YouTube Ke Trailer Se Itne Paise Kama Liye, Kuchh Filmein Poore Lifetime Mein Kamati Hai!
    Saaho Film Ne YouTube Ke Trailer Se Itne Paise Kama Liye, Kuchh Filmein Poore Lifetime Mein Kamati Hai!
    Bollywood
  • At 18: Apna Time Aayega<br/> At 25: Apna Time Aayega<br/> At 35: Apna Time Aayega<br/> At 45: Apna Time Aayega<br/><br/> (One day)<br/> Doctor: Rishtedaron Ko Bula Lo... Inka Time Aa Geya Hai!
    At 18: Apna Time Aayega
    At 25: Apna Time Aayega
    At 35: Apna Time Aayega
    At 45: Apna Time Aayega

    (One day)
    Doctor: Rishtedaron Ko Bula Lo... Inka Time Aa Geya Hai!
    Bollywood / Funny / Hinglish
  • Cinemas would probably make better profit if they sold food and drink for regular prices!
    Cinemas would probably make better profit if they sold food and drink for regular prices!
    Bollywood / Interesting
  • A Muslim actor from UP is playing Bal Thakrey in his biopic.<br/> Shiv Sainiks confused Hain Ki Ab Movie Dekhni Hai Ya Theater Todna Hai?
    A Muslim actor from UP is playing Bal Thakrey in his biopic.
    Shiv Sainiks confused Hain Ki Ab Movie Dekhni Hai Ya Theater Todna Hai?
    Bollywood
  • Pehle 3 Idiots<br/> Phir 2 States<br/> Phir Ra.One<br/> Phir Half Girlfriend<br/> Aur Ab Zero
    Pehle 3 Idiots
    Phir 2 States
    Phir Ra.One
    Phir Half Girlfriend
    Aur Ab Zero
    Bollywood
  • Anushka or Viraat?<br/> Deepika or Ranveer?<br/> Priyanka or Nick? <br/> You know who is originally the happiest person?<br/><br/> It's Mr. SABYASACHI MUKHERJEE (the designer) who, by now, I think must be planning a trip to the Galaxy with all the money he made from these three marriages!
    Anushka or Viraat?
    Deepika or Ranveer?
    Priyanka or Nick?
    You know who is originally the happiest person?

    It's Mr. SABYASACHI MUKHERJEE (the designer) who, by now, I think must be planning a trip to the Galaxy with all the money he made from these three marriages!
    Bollywood
  • The law and order of our city is pretty bad.<br/> I had kept 2 tickets of Thugs of Hindostan movie in my car. <br/> Some idiot broke the window glass and left 2 more!
    The law and order of our city is pretty bad.
    I had kept 2 tickets of Thugs of Hindostan movie in my car.
    Some idiot broke the window glass and left 2 more!
    Bollywood
  • Please watch Thugs o fHindostan... it will teach you a lot of things.<br/> 1. Value of time and money.<br/> 2. Importance of a painkiller.<br/> 3. How Intermissions are a blessing.<br/> 4. Katrina Kaif is not attractive when she dances like Salman Khan.<br/> 5. You can't trust anyone, not even Aamir Khan.<br/> ~ Enjoy the Movie
    Please watch Thugs o fHindostan... it will teach you a lot of things.
    1. Value of time and money.
    2. Importance of a painkiller.
    3. How Intermissions are a blessing.
    4. Katrina Kaif is not attractive when she dances like Salman Khan.
    5. You can't trust anyone, not even Aamir Khan.
    ~ Enjoy the Movie
    Bollywood
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