• Santa: I am not an SRK fan. But consider that slap was from everyone who had wasted their money watching 'Tees Maar Khan'!
  • `X` married `Z`, who was twice his age, left her, & started dating `Y` who was half her age. What`s the age of `X`?
    Student: I don`t know the calculations but 'X' is surely Saif Ali Khan.
  • In 2011, the government tried its best to show that it was serious in fighting corruption. But as far as transparency and disclosure of assets to the public is concerned, it was Vidya Balan who stole the show.
  • What's the diff. b/w The Dirty Picture and dirty money?
    Tax is not paid on dirty money.
  • Steve Jobs, Jagjit Singh, Shammi Kapoor, Bhupen Hazarika, Dev Anand, God is the (REAL) Jewel Thief.
  • If Sunny Leone marries Sunny Deol, then what will she be called?
  • It began with Ra.One, now Re.1 crashing!
  • What do we learn from movies like Om Shanti Om and Ra-One?
    It always takes 2 Shahrukh Khan to kill one Arjun Rampal.
  • Why is Aamir doing more than 1 film every year instead of 1 every few years?
    Bcoz he has learnt that a happy wife needs a lot of money.
  • Why is Aamir doing more than 1 film every year instead of 1 every few years?
    Bcoz he wants to live up to his name.