|Bunty: Meri Girlfriend Ne Mujhe Dhokha De Diya.|
Pappu: Jaisi Teri Shakal Hai... Toh Kya Sarkari Naukri Deti!
|Teacher: What is the opposite of Valentine?|
Pappu: Valentine brings two people closer and Quarantine keeps them apart!
|Santa: You women should come with instructions.|
Jeeto: No use. Have you ever seen a man reading & understanding the instructions properly?
If you see your wife eating ice cream straight from the tub, don't ask her if she's okay. I learned this the hard way today!
|Superstar Rajinikanth has been confirmed to be exposed to Covid-19.|
The virus has been quarantined for 14 days!
|Preeto: What's the difference between men and term deposits?|
Jeeto: Term deposits eventually mature!
|Blonde: What does IDK stand for?|
Brunette: I don't know.
Blonde: OMG, nobody does!
|Husband (romantically): I don't need dinner tonight, you look like a full course meal.|
Wife: Are you calling me fat?
Moral: Women are difficult to understand!
|My wife and I have a severe cold.|
Only difference is that she has completed all chores, dropped the kids to school and now going out for grocery shopping, while I'm lying on the bed dying!
|Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice bottle for 2 hours?|
Because it said 'concentrate'!