• Preeto: How do you manage your husband so well?<br/>
Jeeto: I give him the false impression that he's in charge of our life!
    Preeto: How do you manage your husband so well?
    Jeeto: I give him the false impression that he's in charge of our life!
  • Banta: Why can't Chinese people play Cricket?<br/>
Santa: Because they would end up eating the bat!
    Banta: Why can't Chinese people play Cricket?
    Santa: Because they would end up eating the bat!
  • A boy sent a message to his girlfriend:<br/>
Boy: I am breaking up with you.<br/>
Girl: Okay, bye.<br/>
Boy: You'll never find someone like me.<br/>
Girl: Thank God!
    A boy sent a message to his girlfriend:
    Boy: I am breaking up with you.
    Girl: Okay, bye.
    Boy: You'll never find someone like me.
    Girl: Thank God!
  • Santa: I wish I were filthy rich.<br/>
Jeeto: You already are 50% of your wish!
    Santa: I wish I were filthy rich.
    Jeeto: You already are 50% of your wish!
  • Doctor: You're so sick.<br/>
Me: But you haven't examined me yet.<br/>
Doctor: Yes but I happen to read your posts!
    Doctor: You're so sick.
    Me: But you haven't examined me yet.
    Doctor: Yes but I happen to read your posts!
  • Women are not telling the truth when they say they love their kids more than their husbands.<br/>
For instance, a woman can leave her kids all day with a female neighbour but will never leave her husband alone for even one minute with the same neighbour!
    Women are not telling the truth when they say they love their kids more than their husbands.
    For instance, a woman can leave her kids all day with a female neighbour but will never leave her husband alone for even one minute with the same neighbour!
  • A boy sent a message to his crush.<br/>
Boy: I love you, do you love me?<br/>
Girl: hahahahaha<br/>
Boy: Arre, Usne 5 Baar Ha Bola!
    A boy sent a message to his crush.
    Boy: I love you, do you love me?
    Girl: hahahahaha
    Boy: Arre, Usne 5 Baar Ha Bola!
  • Santa: I am giving up drinking for a month.<br/>
Banta: What? Are you Okay?<br/>
Santa: Sorry, that came out wrong. I am giving up. Drinking for a month!
    Santa: I am giving up drinking for a month.
    Banta: What? Are you Okay?
    Santa: Sorry, that came out wrong. I am giving up. Drinking for a month!
  • Jeeto: You know what your problem is?<br/>
Santa: No, but I'm pretty sure I'm about to find it out from you now!
    Jeeto: You know what your problem is?
    Santa: No, but I'm pretty sure I'm about to find it out from you now!
  • Girlfriend: You have never smiled at me since we started dating.<br/>
Boyfriend: I thought you said you wanted a serious relationship!
    Girlfriend: You have never smiled at me since we started dating.
    Boyfriend: I thought you said you wanted a serious relationship!