|Santa: After our marriage, my wife taught me the business. Banta: What business? Santa: To mind my own business!|
|Don't believe the stereotype that women with cats are crazy. That's not true, all women are crazy!|
|There are two sides to every story and women are always right in both of them!|
|Teacher: What is 4000 converted into Roman Numerals? Pappu: Mmmm... Teacher: Well done boy!|
|Santa: My wife calls me iPhone.|
Banta: Because you're classy?
Santa: No, because I simply lose energy without doing anything!
|Women above 40 years do not have to take the vaccine because they already have Aunty-Bodies!|
|Teacher: Who was Jawaharlal Nehru? Pappu: Sir, he was 'responsible'!|
|Banta: I wake up every morning depressed. Any idea what this condition is called?|
|Santa: My wife knows me so well that she finishes my sentences. Banta: Wow, so romantic. But how's it even possible? Santa: Super easy, she just says `Shut up`!|
|Banta: What is the difference between 'Paneer Masala' and 'Paneer Tikka Masala'? Santa: The latter one is vaccinated!|