|Preeto: How do you manage your husband so well?|
Jeeto: I give him the false impression that he's in charge of our life!
|Banta: Why can't Chinese people play Cricket?|
Santa: Because they would end up eating the bat!
|A boy sent a message to his girlfriend:|
Boy: I am breaking up with you.
Girl: Okay, bye.
Boy: You'll never find someone like me.
Girl: Thank God!
|Santa: I wish I were filthy rich.|
Jeeto: You already are 50% of your wish!
|Doctor: You're so sick.|
Me: But you haven't examined me yet.
Doctor: Yes but I happen to read your posts!
|Women are not telling the truth when they say they love their kids more than their husbands.|
For instance, a woman can leave her kids all day with a female neighbour but will never leave her husband alone for even one minute with the same neighbour!
|A boy sent a message to his crush.|
Boy: I love you, do you love me?
Boy: Arre, Usne 5 Baar Ha Bola!
|Santa: I am giving up drinking for a month.|
Banta: What? Are you Okay?
Santa: Sorry, that came out wrong. I am giving up. Drinking for a month!
|Jeeto: You know what your problem is?|
Santa: No, but I'm pretty sure I'm about to find it out from you now!
|Girlfriend: You have never smiled at me since we started dating.|
Boyfriend: I thought you said you wanted a serious relationship!