|Patient: Doctor, what's good for excessive wind?|
Doctor: A kite.
|Doctors after operation and students after exam both tell the same answer;|
We tried our best;
Can't say anything right now!
|The doctor put a stethoscope to the patient's chest. The patient said, "Doctor how do I stand?"|
The doctor replied, "That's what puzzles me"!
|The doctor said to patient, "I want you take your clothes off and stick your tongue out of the window."|
"What will that do?"
"Not much. But I hate my neighbour!"
|Nurse: A beautiful woman who holds your hand for one full minute and then expects your pulse to be normal!|
|Patient: I feel so sick I wish I could die.|
Doctor: Don't worry. I'll take care of that!
|Patient: How much longer do I have?|
Patient: Ten What?
|Doctor to patient, "Your case will enrich medical sciences".|
Patient: Oh dear! And I thought I'll just have to pay Rs. 10000!
|Patient to Psychiatrist, "What is the difference between dream and reality?"|
Patient: The same between a girlfriend and a wife!
|Prisoner: Doc! You've already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of my kidneys. I only came to see if you could get me out of this place!|
Doctor: I sure'll but only bit by bit!