• I love you with all my belly. I would have said heart, but my belly is bigger!
    I love you with all my belly. I would have said heart, but my belly is bigger!
  • Hey girl, are you the Coronavirus?<br/>
Because you took my breath away!
    Hey girl, are you the Coronavirus?
    Because you took my breath away!
  • I am not certain what you think of me. I just hope it's at least R-rated!
    I am not certain what you think of me. I just hope it's at least R-rated!
  • Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my mother and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams!
    Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my mother and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams!
  • Your lips are meant to be kissed. Let's not waste them!
    Your lips are meant to be kissed. Let's not waste them!
  • Hey! You must be the guy who's going to get me a drink!
    Hey! You must be the guy who's going to get me a drink!
  • You must be pretty tired given that you've been running in my thoughts 24-7!
    You must be pretty tired given that you've been running in my thoughts 24-7!
  • You're so sweet, there's a wanted poster of you at the candy store!
    You're so sweet, there's a wanted poster of you at the candy store!
  • Life without you is impossible. Life after you is unimaginable. Even after death, I want our souls to be reunited!
    Life without you is impossible. Life after you is unimaginable. Even after death, I want our souls to be reunited!
  • We miss out on some of our greatest potential relationships simply because we meet those people during a 'bad stage' in our lives!
    We miss out on some of our greatest potential relationships simply because we meet those people during a 'bad stage' in our lives!