|Girls, if a guy...|
- remembers your birthday
- knows what you enjoy
- saves your pictures
- understands your family and friends
This guy is not your man.
This guy is Mark Zuckerberg!
|I showed my Facebook page to my psychiatrist and she wants to talk to all of you!|
|Dear Facebook, please stop suggesting people I know. I do know them. But I don't like them!|
|I don't go on Facebook much these days. It's always trying to ask me "What's on your mind?".|
It should know that I'm married and not allowed to have a mind of my own!
|There exists a paradise where...|
All wives are lovely and all husbands are loving,
All parents are respected and all children are angels,
All holidays are relaxing and all vacations are amazing,
All birthdays are celebrated and all anniversaries are rejoiced.
That place is called... Facebook!
|What's the most embarrassing moment in one's life?|
When it's been 3 days and nobody has liked your Facebook status!
|Mark Zuckerberg got involved in a car accident with an M.P's son's car in Delhi. |
MP's son angrily: Do you know who my father is?
Mark: Yes, his name is Jaspal Singh. He has 237 friends out of which 35 are women and your mother doesn't know 10 of them. Last month he went to Thailand and he...
MP's Son: Bas Kar Yaar Galti Meri Thi!
|After Zuckerberg testified today I hope congress doesn't break Facebook into pieces. I'd hate to log onto Nosebook or Earbook or Eyebook!|
|Happy that I live in a world with Facebook. Before that, it would have taken weeks, even months, before finding out someone was an idiot!|
|After so many years, now I'm convinced that people are just getting married and having babies to have something to post on Facebook!|