Facebook SMS

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You know you've won the argument on Facebook when they start correcting your grammar!
I've never met a group of people more worried about their PRIVACY than the people on Facebook who share EVERYTHING about themselves!
The most powerful force in the universe is SMS, FB and Whatsapp gossip!
Facebook, Twitter or Whatsapp ko toh log aise hi badnam karte hein,
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Asli taqleef to fake ID deti hai!
A relationship is not like Facebook where you can sign in and out whenever you want!
A relationship is not like Facebook where you can sign in and out whenever you want!
Sometimes I wonder if there is such a thing as true love, and then I remember my love for Facebook!
Yesterday, I wasted my time on Facebook... only Mark Zuckerburg liked it!
Now Mark Zuckerberg should take over Twitter to complete this WTF trilogy.
A Couple's life on Whatsapp and Facebook:

On Whatsapp:
Wife: Ghar Kab Aa Rahe Ho?
Husband: Pata Nahi, Dimaag Mat Khao!

On Facebook:
Wife: Dear, when will you be back? You're the best husband in the world. Miss you, please come back soon.
Husband: Thanks for being there always... so lucky to have a wonderful wife in you. Honey, I'll be back soon!
My friend posted "Facebook has killed the art of Communication". .
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I 'Liked' the post!

Quotes

They may forget what you said, but they will never forget how you made them feel.

Trivia

'Dreamt' is the only word in the English language that ends with 'MT'.

Graffiti

The hardness of the butter is directly proportional to the softness of the bread.