• Tattoo Ko Hindi Mein Kya Kehte Hain?</br>
Ae Mere Badan Ke Logo!
    Tattoo Ko Hindi Mein Kya Kehte Hain?
    Ae Mere Badan Ke Logo!
  • People who jog on the roads in the dark, wearing dark clothing and no lights or reflectors are a unique combination of a person who cares about their health and well-being and doesn't care about their health and well-being!
    People who jog on the roads in the dark, wearing dark clothing and no lights or reflectors are a unique combination of a person who cares about their health and well-being and doesn't care about their health and well-being!
  • Some contacts numbers are really special because neither do we delete them nor can we call!
    Some contacts numbers are really special because neither do we delete them nor can we call!
  • Tumhara Prem, Prem;</br>
Hamara Prem, Prem Chopra!
    Tumhara Prem, Prem;
    Hamara Prem, Prem Chopra!
  • Adjective for metal is metallic;</br>
But not so for iron which is ironic!
    Adjective for metal is metallic;
    But not so for iron which is ironic!
  • What do you call 2 birds stuck together?</br>
Velcrows!
    What do you call 2 birds stuck together?
    Velcrows!
  • What did Newton think when he discovered gravity?</br>
Shit is about to go down!
    What did Newton think when he discovered gravity?
    Shit is about to go down!
  • Why did the mime get kicked out of school?</br>
He was always acting out!
    Why did the mime get kicked out of school?
    He was always acting out!
  • Sales are down, so my boss asked why the greeting cards aren't moving.</br>
I told him it's because they are stationary!
    Sales are down, so my boss asked why the greeting cards aren't moving.
    I told him it's because they are stationary!
  • It's Saturday.</br>
Should I sit down and do nothing or...</br>
lay down and do nothing?
    It's Saturday.
    Should I sit down and do nothing or...
    lay down and do nothing?