|I don't know the ingredients they used to make alcohol but am sure they added happiness, truth, and English!|
|Please wash your hands regularly:|
Don't worry about your brain... we have already done that for you.
Sincerely, your favourite News Channel
|I love Punjabis because only two types of discussion happen in mind...|
How to lose weight and what to eat next?
|It's sad that people are more surprised by random kindness than nastiness!|
|2014: Didn't jog|
2015: Didn't jog
2016: Didn't jog
2017: Didn't jog
2018: Didn't jog
2019: Didn't jog
2020: Didn't jog
This is a running joke!
|Daughter: Mom, why dad is crying?|
Wife: That's because he saw my shopping list for #AmazonPrimeDay sale!
|When you buy a bigger bed you have more bed room and less bedroom!|
|When you were a kid, you thought only kids misbehave. When you grow up, you realize adults are worse than kids!|
|Only 2 husbands matter in India:|
Sita's and Nita's!
|I swear to drunk I am not God!|