• I don't know the ingredients they used to make alcohol but am sure they added happiness, truth, and English!
    I don't know the ingredients they used to make alcohol but am sure they added happiness, truth, and English!
  • Please wash your hands regularly:<br/>
Don't worry about your brain... we have already done that for you.<br/>
Sincerely, your favourite News Channel
    Please wash your hands regularly:
    Don't worry about your brain... we have already done that for you.
    Sincerely, your favourite News Channel
  • I love Punjabis because only two types of discussion happen in mind...<br/>
How to lose weight and what to eat next?
    I love Punjabis because only two types of discussion happen in mind...
    How to lose weight and what to eat next?
  • It's sad that people are more surprised by random kindness than nastiness!
    It's sad that people are more surprised by random kindness than nastiness!
  • 2014: Didn't jog<br/>
2015: Didn't jog<br/>
2016: Didn't jog<br/>
2017: Didn't jog<br/>
2018: Didn't jog<br/>
2019: Didn't jog<br/>
2020: Didn't jog<br/>
This is a running joke!
    2014: Didn't jog
    2015: Didn't jog
    2016: Didn't jog
    2017: Didn't jog
    2018: Didn't jog
    2019: Didn't jog
    2020: Didn't jog
    This is a running joke!
  • Daughter: Mom, why dad is crying?<br/>
Wife: That's because he saw my shopping list for #AmazonPrimeDay sale!
    Daughter: Mom, why dad is crying?
    Wife: That's because he saw my shopping list for #AmazonPrimeDay sale!
  • When you buy a bigger bed you have more bed room and less bedroom!
    When you buy a bigger bed you have more bed room and less bedroom!
  • When you were a kid, you thought only kids misbehave. When you grow up, you realize adults are worse than kids!
    When you were a kid, you thought only kids misbehave. When you grow up, you realize adults are worse than kids!
  • Only 2 husbands matter in India:<br/>
Sita's and Nita's!
    Only 2 husbands matter in India:
    Sita's and Nita's!
  • I swear to drunk I am not God!
    I swear to drunk I am not God!