• Received this message from my bank:<br/>
If you wish to use the money in your account... stay at home.<br/>
If you wish that your nominee uses it.... keep roaming out!<br/>
#Coronavirus #Lockdown
    Received this message from my bank:
    If you wish to use the money in your account... stay at home.
    If you wish that your nominee uses it.... keep roaming out!
    #Coronavirus #Lockdown
  • 2019 - Stay away from negative people.<br/>
2020 - Stay away from positive people!
    2019 - Stay away from negative people.
    2020 - Stay away from positive people!
  • Positive is the most negative word of 2020!
    Positive is the most negative word of 2020!
  • Back in the day, the only time we started panic buying was when the bartender yelled `last call`!
    Back in the day, the only time we started panic buying was when the bartender yelled "last call"!
  • Before Coronavirus I used to cough to cover a fart, now I fart to cover a cough!
    Before Coronavirus I used to cough to cover a fart, now I fart to cover a cough!
  • Quarantine made me realise that I have no real hobbies besides going out to eat and spend money!
    Quarantine made me realise that I have no real hobbies besides going out to eat and spend money!
  • For those missing their Golf...<br/>
Marie Biscuits have 18 holes too!
    For those missing their Golf...
    Marie Biscuits have 18 holes too!
  • My friend keeps saying `cheer up mate, it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water!`<br/>
I know he means well!
    My friend keeps saying "cheer up mate, it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water!"
    I know he means well!
  • Remembering those days, when I used to `stand near the bar with a scotch in my hand`.<br/>
Now, `standing near Vim bar with a Scotch Brite in my hand`!
    Remembering those days, when I used to "stand near the bar with a scotch in my hand".
    Now, "standing near Vim bar with a Scotch Brite in my hand"!
  • Where do you find the most well-behaved Indians?<br/>
In the US visa interview queue!
    Where do you find the most well-behaved Indians?
    In the US visa interview queue!