• Received this message from my bank:<br/>
If you wish to use the money in your account... stay at home.<br/>
If you wish that your nominee uses it.... keep roaming out!<br/>
#Coronavirus #Lockdown
    Received this message from my bank:
    If you wish to use the money in your account... stay at home.
    If you wish that your nominee uses it.... keep roaming out!
    #Coronavirus #Lockdown
  • 2019 - Stay away from negative people.<br/>
2020 - Stay away from positive people!
    2019 - Stay away from negative people.
    2020 - Stay away from positive people!
  • Before Coronavirus I used to cough to cover a fart, now I fart to cover a cough!
    Before Coronavirus I used to cough to cover a fart, now I fart to cover a cough!
  • My friend keeps saying `cheer up mate, it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water!`<br/>
I know he means well!
    My friend keeps saying "cheer up mate, it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water!"
    I know he means well!
  • Remembering those days, when I used to `stand near the bar with a scotch in my hand`.<br/>
Now, `standing near Vim bar with a Scotch Brite in my hand`!
    Remembering those days, when I used to "stand near the bar with a scotch in my hand".
    Now, "standing near Vim bar with a Scotch Brite in my hand"!
  • Where do you find the most well-behaved Indians?<br/>
In the US visa interview queue!
    Where do you find the most well-behaved Indians?
    In the US visa interview queue!
  • Since we've been on lockdown I've developed a taste for fabric conditioner.<br/>
My doctor says I'm fine, I've just been 'comfort' eating!
    Since we've been on lockdown I've developed a taste for fabric conditioner.
    My doctor says I'm fine, I've just been 'comfort' eating!
  • Can someone tell me if I can have a bath & change underwear now or should I just keep washing my hands only as usual?
    Can someone tell me if I can have a bath & change underwear now or should I just keep washing my hands only as usual?
  • The amount of jokes about coronavirus virus has reached worrying numbers.<br/>
Scientists claim we are in the middle of a pundemic!
    The amount of jokes about coronavirus virus has reached worrying numbers.
    Scientists claim we are in the middle of a pundemic!
  • Son: Why is my sister's name Paris?<br/>

Dad: Because we conceived her in Paris.<br/>

Son: Thanks dad.<br/>

Dad: No problem, Quarantine!
    Son: Why is my sister's name Paris?
    Dad: Because we conceived her in Paris.
    Son: Thanks dad.
    Dad: No problem, Quarantine!