|Got a call from my bank to check if my debit card was stolen.|
They became suspicious as the card was not used at the liquor store since last week!
|They should change the 'Mark as read' option in WhatsApp chats to 'Mark has read'!|
|I woke up at 5 AM,|
had a green smoothie...
and the rest of the dream I don't remember!
|Mark Zuckerberg's car hit a Delhi guy's car.|
Delhiite: Do you know who I am?
Mark: Yes, you are Manav Mehra. You have 237 friends out of which 137 are females & your wife doesn't know them. For your last vacation, you went to Thailand & there you...
Manav: Leave it bro, it was my fault!
|My wife asked me to put ketchup on the shopping list.|
Now I can't read anything!
|I got into a heated argument with a snowman...|
And he lost his cool and had a total meltdown!
|Client: Sir, give me some personal benefit advice.|
CA: Get married on 29th February and cut off your Marriage Anniversary expenses by up to 75%
|If I'm reading their lips correctly...|
My neighbors are arguing about some creepy guy next door!
|People are usually shocked when they find out I am not a good electrician!|
|It's so cold today that I saw some teenagers walking around with their pants pulled up and not showing their underwear!|