• My last girlfriend said I was unnecessarily mysterious.</br>
Or did she?
    My last girlfriend said I was unnecessarily mysterious.
    Or did she?
  • Son: Dad, do you know why it's so dark at night?</br>
Dad: No sun!
    Son: Dad, do you know why it's so dark at night?
    Dad: No sun!
  • Speak English</br>
Kiss French</br>
Drive German</br>
Dress Italian</br>
Spend Arab</br>
Party Caribbean</br>
and live life King Size.</br>
But if you can't abuse in Punjabi. You never lived!
    Speak English
    Kiss French
    Drive German
    Dress Italian
    Spend Arab
    Party Caribbean
    and live life King Size.
    But if you can't abuse in Punjabi. You never lived!
  • Boy: What is your age?</br>
Girl: We girls, don't reveal our age to boys.</br>
Boy: What is your email address?</br>
Girl: pinky_1992@gmail.com
    Boy: What is your age?
    Girl: We girls, don't reveal our age to boys.
    Boy: What is your email address?
    Girl: pinky_1992@gmail.com
  • Me: I'm here to report cyberbullying.</br>
HR: email sent by your boss asking you to update the status of the project is not cyberbullying!
    Me: I'm here to report cyberbullying.
    HR: email sent by your boss asking you to update the status of the project is not cyberbullying!
  • About 300 years ago, if you had something that was made in China then everyone would be really impressed!
    About 300 years ago, if you had something that was made in China then everyone would be really impressed!
  • I am feeling too lazy to meet my friends. 'AALSI' them later!
    I am feeling too lazy to meet my friends. 'AALSI' them later!
  • Teacher: What do you call a short mother?</br>
Kid: A minimum!
    Teacher: What do you call a short mother?
    Kid: A minimum!
  • What happens when you slap Dwayne johnson in the butt?</br>
You hit rock bottom!
    What happens when you slap Dwayne johnson in the butt?
    You hit rock bottom!
  • I joined the Army so that I could run away from my studies.</br>
Later I realised I was running also and studying also!
    I joined the Army so that I could run away from my studies.
    Later I realised I was running also and studying also!