• Got a call from my bank to check if my debit card was stolen.<br/>
They became suspicious as the card was not used at the liquor store since last week!
    Got a call from my bank to check if my debit card was stolen.
    They became suspicious as the card was not used at the liquor store since last week!
  • They should change the 'Mark as read' option in WhatsApp chats to 'Mark has read'!
    They should change the 'Mark as read' option in WhatsApp chats to 'Mark has read'!
  • I woke up at 5 AM,<br/>
ran 8km,<br/>
had a green smoothie...<br/>
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and the rest of the dream I don't remember!
    I woke up at 5 AM,
    ran 8km,
    had a green smoothie...



    and the rest of the dream I don't remember!
  • Mark Zuckerberg's car hit a Delhi guy's car.<br/>
Delhiite: Do you know who I am?<br/>
Mark: Yes, you are Manav Mehra. You have 237 friends out of which 137 are females & your wife doesn't know them. For your last vacation, you went to Thailand & there you...<br/>
Manav: Leave it bro, it was my fault!
    Mark Zuckerberg's car hit a Delhi guy's car.
    Delhiite: Do you know who I am?
    Mark: Yes, you are Manav Mehra. You have 237 friends out of which 137 are females & your wife doesn't know them. For your last vacation, you went to Thailand & there you...
    Manav: Leave it bro, it was my fault!
  • My wife asked me to put ketchup on the shopping list.<br/>
Now I can't read anything!
    My wife asked me to put ketchup on the shopping list.
    Now I can't read anything!
  • I got into a heated argument with a snowman...<br/>
 
And he lost his cool and had a total meltdown!
    I got into a heated argument with a snowman...
    And he lost his cool and had a total meltdown!
  • Client: Sir, give me some personal benefit advice.<br/>
CA: Get married on 29th February and cut off your Marriage Anniversary expenses by up to 75%
    Client: Sir, give me some personal benefit advice.
    CA: Get married on 29th February and cut off your Marriage Anniversary expenses by up to 75%
  • If I'm reading their lips correctly...<br/>
My neighbors are arguing about some creepy guy next door!
    If I'm reading their lips correctly...
    My neighbors are arguing about some creepy guy next door!
  • People are usually shocked when they find out I am not a good electrician!
    People are usually shocked when they find out I am not a good electrician!
  • It's so cold today that I saw some teenagers walking around with their pants pulled up and not showing their underwear!
    It's so cold today that I saw some teenagers walking around with their pants pulled up and not showing their underwear!