• 2014: Didn't jog<br/>
2015: Didn't jog<br/>
2016: Didn't jog<br/>
2017: Didn't jog<br/>
2018: Didn't jog<br/>
2019: Didn't jog<br/>
2020: Didn't jog<br/>
This is a running joke!
    2014: Didn't jog
    2015: Didn't jog
    2016: Didn't jog
    2017: Didn't jog
    2018: Didn't jog
    2019: Didn't jog
    2020: Didn't jog
    This is a running joke!
  • Daughter: Mom, why dad is crying?<br/>
Wife: That's because he saw my shopping list for #AmazonPrimeDay sale!
    Daughter: Mom, why dad is crying?
    Wife: That's because he saw my shopping list for #AmazonPrimeDay sale!
  • Only 2 husbands matter in India:<br/>
Sita's and Nita's!
    Only 2 husbands matter in India:
    Sita's and Nita's!
  • Just curious to know:<br/>
What did husbands do in shopping malls before smartphones were invented?
    Just curious to know:
    What did husbands do in shopping malls before smartphones were invented?
  • If you watch the story of my life backward, you'd see an absolutely inspirational story about hair growth and weight loss!
    If you watch the story of my life backward, you'd see an absolutely inspirational story about hair growth and weight loss!
  • The oldest computer was owned by Adam and Eve.<br/>

It was an Apple with every limited memory. Just 1 byte and everything crashed!
    The oldest computer was owned by Adam and Eve.
    It was an Apple with every limited memory. Just 1 byte and everything crashed!
  • At my age, I'm good at multitasking.<br/>

I can listen, ignore and forget all at once!
    At my age, I'm good at multitasking.
    I can listen, ignore and forget all at once!
  • Boy: Are you free today evening?<br/>

Girl: I have a boyfriend.<br/>

Boy: Usko Bhi Lekar Aana Webinar Rakha Hai Humne!
    Boy: Are you free today evening?
    Girl: I have a boyfriend.
    Boy: Usko Bhi Lekar Aana Webinar Rakha Hai Humne!
  • After being stuck in the wardrobe for so long all the clothes are making sulky faces... I told them, `you suffer from an iron deficiency`!
    After being stuck in the wardrobe for so long all the clothes are making sulky faces... I told them, "you suffer from an iron deficiency"!
  • I eat an apple every day.<br/>

My wife is a doctor!
    I eat an apple every day.
    My wife is a doctor!