|2014: Didn't jog|
2015: Didn't jog
2016: Didn't jog
2017: Didn't jog
2018: Didn't jog
2019: Didn't jog
2020: Didn't jog
This is a running joke!
|Daughter: Mom, why dad is crying?|
Wife: That's because he saw my shopping list for #AmazonPrimeDay sale!
|Only 2 husbands matter in India:|
Sita's and Nita's!
|Just curious to know:|
What did husbands do in shopping malls before smartphones were invented?
|If you watch the story of my life backward, you'd see an absolutely inspirational story about hair growth and weight loss!|
|The oldest computer was owned by Adam and Eve.|
It was an Apple with every limited memory. Just 1 byte and everything crashed!
|At my age, I'm good at multitasking.|
I can listen, ignore and forget all at once!
|Boy: Are you free today evening?|
Girl: I have a boyfriend.
Boy: Usko Bhi Lekar Aana Webinar Rakha Hai Humne!
|After being stuck in the wardrobe for so long all the clothes are making sulky faces... I told them, "you suffer from an iron deficiency"!|
|I eat an apple every day.|
My wife is a doctor!