• My last girlfriend said I was unnecessarily mysterious.</br>
Or did she?
    My last girlfriend said I was unnecessarily mysterious.
    Or did she?
  • Son: Dad, do you know why it's so dark at night?</br>
Dad: No sun!
    Son: Dad, do you know why it's so dark at night?
    Dad: No sun!
  • Got my second shot now.</br>
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Waiting for the bartender to come back so that I can have a third shot!
    Got my second shot now.
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    Waiting for the bartender to come back so that I can have a third shot!
  • Speak English</br>
Kiss French</br>
Drive German</br>
Dress Italian</br>
Spend Arab</br>
Party Caribbean</br>
and live life King Size.</br>
But if you can't abuse in Punjabi. You never lived!
    Speak English
    Kiss French
    Drive German
    Dress Italian
    Spend Arab
    Party Caribbean
    and live life King Size.
    But if you can't abuse in Punjabi. You never lived!
  • People say being a waiter is a bad job.</br></br>

...but, hey, it puts food on the table!
    People say being a waiter is a bad job.

    ...but, hey, it puts food on the table!
  • Boy: What is your age?</br>
Girl: We girls, don't reveal our age to boys.</br>
Boy: What is your email address?</br>
Girl: pinky_1992@gmail.com
    Boy: What is your age?
    Girl: We girls, don't reveal our age to boys.
    Boy: What is your email address?
    Girl: pinky_1992@gmail.com
  • If after the lockdown you were given 2 options:</br>
Flying with your wife to a dream destination or having a drink with your friends, what would you choose?</br></br>

Whiskey or Beer
    If after the lockdown you were given 2 options:
    Flying with your wife to a dream destination or having a drink with your friends, what would you choose?

    Whiskey or Beer
  • Me: I'm here to report cyberbullying.</br>
HR: email sent by your boss asking you to update the status of the project is not cyberbullying!
    Me: I'm here to report cyberbullying.
    HR: email sent by your boss asking you to update the status of the project is not cyberbullying!
  • Why are fish so easy to weigh.</br>
Because they come with their own scales!
    Why are fish so easy to weigh.
    Because they come with their own scales!
  • Why is it a bad idea to iron your four-leaf clover?</br>
Because you shouldn't press your luck!
    Why is it a bad idea to iron your four-leaf clover?
    Because you shouldn't press your luck!