• What do you call a pencil that doesn't work?</br>
Pointless!
    What do you call a pencil that doesn't work?
    Pointless!
  • Guaranteed Stress Relief:</br></br>

Take 100 gms of</br>
Ajwain</br>
Rai</br>
Jeera</br>
Saunf</br>
Mix all these nicely and put them in a bowl.</br></br>


Then sit in a nice comfortable corner and separate all these one by one!
    Guaranteed Stress Relief:

    Take 100 gms of
    Ajwain
    Rai
    Jeera
    Saunf
    Mix all these nicely and put them in a bowl.

    Then sit in a nice comfortable corner and separate all these one by one!
  • According to a recent research, it has been revealed that the world is full of idiots, but you can't identify them because they are asymptomatic!
    According to a recent research, it has been revealed that the world is full of idiots, but you can't identify them because they are asymptomatic!
  • Everyone writes to Santa before Christmas, but no one thanks him after!
    Everyone writes to Santa before Christmas, but no one thanks him after!
  • We are more worried about the rise of artificial intelligence than the decrease of real intelligence!
    We are more worried about the rise of artificial intelligence than the decrease of real intelligence!
  • One of the biggest lies ever:
    Your call is important to us. Our representative will speak to you shortly!
  • Three things are guaranteed in the life of a husband:

    1 Sunrise

    2 Sunset

    3 Your wife's mad at you for a reason unknown to you
  • My friend once used laughing gas as a deodorant.
    He smelled funny the whole day!
  • Being a child is wishing you could eat the whole tub of ice cream. Being an adult is wishing you didn't eat the whole tub of ice cream!
  • Someday your room will belong to someone else, and they won't have any idea about all the memories you've spent there!