|You know the world is messed up when you have to wonder why someone is being nice to you!|
|Our treadmill had to be sent to the shop for service. Now I don't have a place to hang the dirty laundry!|
|Guys, when your wife asks you to take a photo of hers, don't just take one photo. Instead, take at least 50 photos from different angles. Women love it. Thank me later!|
|The tea and coffee are married, but tea leaves.|
Does that give the coffee grounds for divorce?
Only if something else is brewing with tea.
|Govt. Employee's current situation:|
If you are Covid positive, stay at home until you test negative.
If you are negative, then work until you get Covid positive!
|Corona was born in China. Grew up in the USA. Studied in Italy and became a businessman in India!|
One of the most handsome men in the world, could not keep his wife happy!
One of the richest men in the world, couldn't keep his wife happy!
One of the most successful men in the world could not keep his wife happy!
We can only try!
|COVID19 proved that the introverts were right from the beginning!|
|Being part of a major historical event isn't as cool as it sounded!|
|Believe It or Not:|
The snake has its poison in its teeth.
Thee scorpion in its tale.
Only humans have poison in their hearts!