• Work from home scenario:<br/>
Customer: Can I speak to someone higher than you?<br/>
Employee: Mummyyyyyyy...
    Work from home scenario:
    Customer: Can I speak to someone higher than you?
    Employee: Mummyyyyyyy...
  • Not every friend request is a friend request, some are just surveillance cameras!
    Not every friend request is a friend request, some are just surveillance cameras!
  • I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already!
    I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already!
  • What's the worst part about going out to eat duck?
The Bill!
    What's the worst part about going out to eat duck? The Bill!
  • Police arrested two kids yesterday. One was drinking battery acid and the other was eating fireworks.
They charged one - and let the other off!
    Police arrested two kids yesterday. One was drinking battery acid and the other was eating fireworks. They charged one - and let the other off!
  • Yeh Jo 4-5 Log Meri Har Post Par React Karte Hain Na...
Mann Karta Ha, Poori Property Inke Naam Likh Dun!
    Yeh Jo 4-5 Log Meri Har Post Par React Karte Hain Na... Mann Karta Ha, Poori Property Inke Naam Likh Dun!
  • All love stories end in tragedy. It's either a break-up or a marriage!
    All love stories end in tragedy. It's either a break-up or a marriage!
  • Friend: When my wife is quiet, I'm really scared.<br/>
Me: Your wife becomes quiet?
    Friend: When my wife is quiet, I'm really scared.
    Me: Your wife becomes quiet?
  • What's the worst thing about having a job at the unemployment office?<br/>
If you get fired, you still have to show up the next day!
    What's the worst thing about having a job at the unemployment office?
    If you get fired, you still have to show up the next day!
  • I bought some shoes from a drug dealer today.<br/>
I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day!
    I bought some shoes from a drug dealer today.
    I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day!