|Work from home scenario:|
Customer: Can I speak to someone higher than you?
|Not every friend request is a friend request, some are just surveillance cameras!|
|I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already!|
|What's the worst part about going out to eat duck? The Bill!|
|Police arrested two kids yesterday. One was drinking battery acid and the other was eating fireworks. They charged one - and let the other off!|
|Yeh Jo 4-5 Log Meri Har Post Par React Karte Hain Na... Mann Karta Ha, Poori Property Inke Naam Likh Dun!|
|All love stories end in tragedy. It's either a break-up or a marriage!|
|Friend: When my wife is quiet, I'm really scared.|
Me: Your wife becomes quiet?
|What's the worst thing about having a job at the unemployment office?|
If you get fired, you still have to show up the next day!
|I bought some shoes from a drug dealer today.|
I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day!