• Interviewer: What are your strengths?<br/>
Boy: I fall in love easily.<br/>
Interviewer: Okay, what are your weaknesses?<br/>
Boy: Those blue eyes of yours!
    Interviewer: What are your strengths?
    Boy: I fall in love easily.
    Interviewer: Okay, what are your weaknesses?
    Boy: Those blue eyes of yours!
  • Considering my precarious financial position, I need to maintain social distancing from my debit and credit cards too!
    Considering my precarious financial position, I need to maintain social distancing from my debit and credit cards too!
  • People associate wearing glasses with being smart, but you have to fail a test to get them!
    People associate wearing glasses with being smart, but you have to fail a test to get them!
  • You don't miss the early 2000s, you miss being a kid.<br/>
Because the happiest stage of human lives is when their brains aren't fully developed yet!
    You don't miss the early 2000s, you miss being a kid.
    Because the happiest stage of human lives is when their brains aren't fully developed yet!
  • Probably the biggest benefit of being a goth is only having to do one type of laundry!
    Probably the biggest benefit of being a goth is only having to do one type of laundry!
  • Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Depression, Acceptance...<br/>
The 5 stages of waking up!
    Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Depression, Acceptance...
    The 5 stages of waking up!
  • I wouldn't have to manage my anger if people manage their stupidity!
    I wouldn't have to manage my anger if people manage their stupidity!
  • Ever noticed how some people talk louder when they drink?<br/>
That's why alcohol content is listed by volume!
    Ever noticed how some people talk louder when they drink?
    That's why alcohol content is listed by volume!
  • Having plans sounds like a good idea until you have to change clothes to leave your house!
    Having plans sounds like a good idea until you have to change clothes to leave your house!
  • A different version of you exists in minds of all the people that you've ever met.<br/>
And the person you think you do not even exist outside your mind!
    A different version of you exists in minds of all the people that you've ever met.
    And the person you think you do not even exist outside your mind!