|Interviewer: What are your strengths?|
Boy: I fall in love easily.
Interviewer: Okay, what are your weaknesses?
Boy: Those blue eyes of yours!
|Considering my precarious financial position, I need to maintain social distancing from my debit and credit cards too!|
|People associate wearing glasses with being smart, but you have to fail a test to get them!|
|You don't miss the early 2000s, you miss being a kid.|
Because the happiest stage of human lives is when their brains aren't fully developed yet!
|Probably the biggest benefit of being a goth is only having to do one type of laundry!|
|Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Depression, Acceptance...|
The 5 stages of waking up!
|I wouldn't have to manage my anger if people manage their stupidity!|
|Ever noticed how some people talk louder when they drink?|
That's why alcohol content is listed by volume!
|Having plans sounds like a good idea until you have to change clothes to leave your house!|
|A different version of you exists in minds of all the people that you've ever met.|
And the person you think you do not even exist outside your mind!