• Just realized that ocean scented products do not smell like the ocean!
    Just realized that ocean scented products do not smell like the ocean!
  • Flu season is around. Remember to keep the alcohol level up because a shot in the glass is better than a shot in the a**!
    Flu season is around. Remember to keep the alcohol level up because a shot in the glass is better than a shot in the a**!
  • It's officially `Do I have a cold because it's that time of the year or do I have coronavirus?` season!
    It's officially "Do I have a cold because it's that time of the year or do I have coronavirus?" season!
  • My wife told me that if she ignores my looks, money, charm and success, then there's no real difference between me and George Clooney!
    My wife told me that if she ignores my looks, money, charm and success, then there's no real difference between me and George Clooney!
  • I just realized that 'In a pandemic?' is such a perfect excuse to get out of plans!
    I just realized that 'In a pandemic?' is such a perfect excuse to get out of plans!
  • 'A woman, without her man, is nothing.'<br/>
'A woman: without her, man is nothing.'<br/>
Punctuation is powerful!
    'A woman, without her man, is nothing.'
    'A woman: without her, man is nothing.'
    Punctuation is powerful!
  • `A legend is never late, nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to.`<br/>
This was apparently not an acceptable response to my wife for coming home drunk at 3 am!
    "A legend is never late, nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to."
    This was apparently not an acceptable response to my wife for coming home drunk at 3 am!
  • Other Countries: My son is in a relationship.<br/>
In India: Hamara Ladka Kisi Chudail Ke Chakkar Mein Phans Gaya Hai!
    Other Countries: My son is in a relationship.
    In India: Hamara Ladka Kisi Chudail Ke Chakkar Mein Phans Gaya Hai!
  • I've been feeling dizzy most of the time and I was suspecting some neurological problems. I was surprised when my doctor told me that it's not any neurological issue that's causing the dizziness.<br/>
It's the alcohol!
    I've been feeling dizzy most of the time and I was suspecting some neurological problems. I was surprised when my doctor told me that it's not any neurological issue that's causing the dizziness.
    It's the alcohol!
  • What do you call a pig that does Karate?<br/>
Pork Chop!
    What do you call a pig that does Karate?
    Pork Chop!