|When I was a kid, I wanted to play the guitar really badly.|
And after years of hard work, practice and dedication, I can now play the guitar really badly!
|I told my niece that I saw a deer on the way to work this morning.|
She said, "How do you know it was on its way to work?`
|Someone tried to sell me a coffin today.|
I said that's the last thing I need!
|My friend Tony asked me not to say his name backward.|
I asked, "Y not?"
|The reopening of Lego World in 2021 was a big deal.|
People were lined up for blocks!
|There's a generation of children who will discover all the terrible things their parents wrote online!|
|Asli Sukh: Gaadi X Bangla X Naukar X Bukhar Nahi √ Khansi Nahi √ Oxygen Level 95 √ Khane Mein Swad Bhi Aur Khshubu Bhi √|
|If you can't acknowledge the fact that you were stupid as a kid, you're probably still stupid as an adult!|
|It's surprising there aren't any conspiracy theories that the ocean is bottomless because most people have never been to the seafloor!|
|If your girlfriend visits you during the lockdown. Don't marry her.|
If the government can't control her, what chance do you have?