• When I was a kid, I wanted to play the guitar really badly.<br/>
And after years of hard work, practice and dedication,  I can now play the guitar really badly!
    When I was a kid, I wanted to play the guitar really badly.
    And after years of hard work, practice and dedication, I can now play the guitar really badly!
  • I told my niece that I saw a deer on the way to work this morning.<br/>
She said, `How do you know it was on its way to work?`
    I told my niece that I saw a deer on the way to work this morning.
    She said, "How do you know it was on its way to work?`
  • Someone tried to sell me a coffin today.<br/>
I said that's the last thing I need!
    Someone tried to sell me a coffin today.
    I said that's the last thing I need!
  • My friend Tony asked me not to say his name backward.<br/>
I asked, `Y not?`
    My friend Tony asked me not to say his name backward.
    I asked, "Y not?"
  • The reopening of Lego World in 2021 was a big deal.<br/>
People were lined up for blocks!
    The reopening of Lego World in 2021 was a big deal.
    People were lined up for blocks!
  • There's a generation of children who will discover all the terrible things their parents wrote online!
    There's a generation of children who will discover all the terrible things their parents wrote online!
  • Asli Sukh:</br>
Gaadi X</br>
Bangla X</br>
Naukar X</br></br>

Bukhar Nahi √</br>
Khansi Nahi √</br>
Oxygen Level 95 √</br>
Khane Mein Swad Bhi Aur Khshubu Bhi √
    Asli Sukh:
    Gaadi X
    Bangla X
    Naukar X

    Bukhar Nahi √
    Khansi Nahi √
    Oxygen Level 95 √
    Khane Mein Swad Bhi Aur Khshubu Bhi √
  • If you can't acknowledge the fact that you were stupid as a kid, you're probably still stupid as an adult!
    If you can't acknowledge the fact that you were stupid as a kid, you're probably still stupid as an adult!
  • It's surprising there aren't any conspiracy theories that the ocean is bottomless because most people have never been to the seafloor!
    It's surprising there aren't any conspiracy theories that the ocean is bottomless because most people have never been to the seafloor!
  • If your girlfriend visits you during the lockdown. Don't marry her.<br/>
If the government can't control her, what chance do you have?
    If your girlfriend visits you during the lockdown. Don't marry her.
    If the government can't control her, what chance do you have?