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Girl: Ok f9, I'll talk 2 u t9i8 w8 4 me.
Boy: Didi Hindi Ya Angrezi Mein Baat Kar Lo. Maths Hamari Bachpan Se Hi Weak Hai! -
Girl: I want you to tie me up.
Boy: Sure
Girl: Blindfold me.
Boy: OK
Girl: Now, tease me a bit
Boy: Your nose is big & your teeth are crooked! -
Girlfriend: What do you want?
Me: Nutella and you.
Girlfriend: Choose only one.
Me: N'you'tella! -
Boy: What's your name?
Girl: Vidhi and yours?
Boy: Vidhaan! -
Boy: I don't eat peppers, mushrooms, onions or seafood.
Girl: Well, I don't date children so this is over! -
On a chat:
Girl: Hey Babe! Why are you not replying?
Boy: Sorry, attended a funeral.
Girl: Oh! Who died?
Boy: My feelings for you! -
If a girl talks sweetly, she is charming.
If a boy talks sweetly, he is flirting!
#StopGenderInequality -
If a girl laughs loudly, she is cheerful.
If a boy laughs loudly, he is mannerless!
#StopGenderInequality -
On a date:
Boy to waiter: 2 black coffees.
Girl: I want pink.
Boy: Give me only one, she is not with me! -
Boy: Who is the most useless Avenger?
Girl: I think Bajaj Avenger, Udta Bhi Nahi Hai!