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Girls bring up their boyfriends to get guys to stop flirting with them, guys bring up their girlfriends to indicate that they're not flirting! -
Boy: What do you think about our love?
Girl: Count the stars in the sky.
Boy: Aww... it's infinity!
Girl: Nope. It's just a waste of time! -
Boy: Shaadi Karlo Mujhse.
Girl: Par Tum Toh Mere Bhai Jaise Ho.
Boy: Toh Phir Nikaah Karlo! -
One-sided love:
Boy: I love you.
Girl: But I don't.
Boy: Maine Pucha Tere Se! -
A boy sent a message to his girlfriend:
Boy: I am breaking up with you.
Girl: Okay, bye.
Boy: You'll never find someone like me.
Girl: Thank God! -
A boy sent a message to his crush.
Boy: I love you, do you love me?
Girl: hahahahaha
Boy: Arre, Usne 5 Baar Ha Bola! -
Girlfriend: You have never smiled at me since we started dating.
Boyfriend: I thought you said you wanted a serious relationship! -
Girls' Bestie Advice: Woh Khud Karega Text, Tum Mat Karna.
Boys' Bestie Advice: Tu Koi Shehzada Nahi Hai, Kar De Jaldi Se Text! -
A boy sent a message to a girl.
Boy: Can we talk?
Girl: Talk about what?
Boy: Us.
Girl: Why do you want to talk about the United States?
Boy: Sorry wrong number! -
Girl: I am a modern girl, I don't need to learn cooking.
Boy: Cooking is a survival skill, not some fashion accessory you can avoid!