Boy: Shaadi Karlo Mujhse. Girl: Par Tum Toh Mere Bhai Jaise Ho. Boy: Toh Phir Nikaah Karlo! |
One-sided love: Boy: I love you. Girl: But I don't. Boy: Maine Pucha Tere Se! |
A boy sent a message to his girlfriend: Boy: I am breaking up with you. Girl: Okay, bye. Boy: You'll never find someone like me. Girl: Thank God! |
A boy sent a message to his crush. Boy: I love you, do you love me? Girl: hahahahaha Boy: Arre, Usne 5 Baar Ha Bola! |
Girlfriend: You have never smiled at me since we started dating. Boyfriend: I thought you said you wanted a serious relationship! |
Girls' Bestie Advice: Woh Khud Karega Text, Tum Mat Karna. Boys' Bestie Advice: Tu Koi Shehzada Nahi Hai, Kar De Jaldi Se Text! |
A boy sent a message to a girl. Boy: Can we talk? Girl: Talk about what? Boy: Us. Girl: Why do you want to talk about the United States? Boy: Sorry wrong number! |
Girl: I am a modern girl, I don't need to learn cooking. Boy: Cooking is a survival skill, not some fashion accessory you can avoid! |
Boy: Tum Itni Acchi Kyon Ho? Girl: Kyonki Tum Abhi Naye Ho! |
Boy: Online Ho Phir Bhi Reply Nahi. Girl: Tere Liye Nahi Hun! |