• Girls bring up their boyfriends to get guys to stop flirting with them, guys bring up their girlfriends to indicate that they're not flirting!
    Girls bring up their boyfriends to get guys to stop flirting with them, guys bring up their girlfriends to indicate that they're not flirting!
  • Boy: What do you think about our love?<br/>
Girl: Count the stars in the sky.<br/>
Boy: Aww... it's infinity!<br/>
Girl: Nope. It's just a waste of time!
    Boy: What do you think about our love?
    Girl: Count the stars in the sky.
    Boy: Aww... it's infinity!
    Girl: Nope. It's just a waste of time!
  • Boy: Shaadi Karlo Mujhse.<br/>
Girl: Par Tum Toh Mere Bhai Jaise Ho.<br/>
Boy: Toh Phir Nikaah Karlo!
    Boy: Shaadi Karlo Mujhse.
    Girl: Par Tum Toh Mere Bhai Jaise Ho.
    Boy: Toh Phir Nikaah Karlo!
  • One-sided love:<br/>
Boy: I love you.<br/>
Girl: But I don't.<br/>
Boy: Maine Pucha Tere Se!
    One-sided love:
    Boy: I love you.
    Girl: But I don't.
    Boy: Maine Pucha Tere Se!
  • A boy sent a message to his girlfriend:<br/>
Boy: I am breaking up with you.<br/>
Girl: Okay, bye.<br/>
Boy: You'll never find someone like me.<br/>
Girl: Thank God!
    A boy sent a message to his girlfriend:
    Boy: I am breaking up with you.
    Girl: Okay, bye.
    Boy: You'll never find someone like me.
    Girl: Thank God!
  • A boy sent a message to his crush.<br/>
Boy: I love you, do you love me?<br/>
Girl: hahahahaha<br/>
Boy: Arre, Usne 5 Baar Ha Bola!
    A boy sent a message to his crush.
    Boy: I love you, do you love me?
    Girl: hahahahaha
    Boy: Arre, Usne 5 Baar Ha Bola!
  • Girlfriend: You have never smiled at me since we started dating.<br/>
Boyfriend: I thought you said you wanted a serious relationship!
    Girlfriend: You have never smiled at me since we started dating.
    Boyfriend: I thought you said you wanted a serious relationship!
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Girls' Bestie Advice: Woh Khud Karega Text, Tum Mat Karna.<br/>
Boys' Bestie Advice: Tu Koi Shehzada Nahi Hai, Kar De Jaldi Se Text!
    Girls' Bestie Advice: Woh Khud Karega Text, Tum Mat Karna.
    Boys' Bestie Advice: Tu Koi Shehzada Nahi Hai, Kar De Jaldi Se Text!
  • A boy sent a message to a girl.<br/>
Boy: Can we talk?<br/>
Girl: Talk about what?<br/>
Boy: Us.<br/>
Girl: Why do you want to talk about the United States?<br/>
Boy: Sorry wrong number!
    A boy sent a message to a girl.
    Boy: Can we talk?
    Girl: Talk about what?
    Boy: Us.
    Girl: Why do you want to talk about the United States?
    Boy: Sorry wrong number!
  • Girl: I am a modern girl, I don't need to learn cooking.<br/>
Boy: Cooking is a survival skill, not some fashion accessory you can avoid!
    Girl: I am a modern girl, I don't need to learn cooking.
    Boy: Cooking is a survival skill, not some fashion accessory you can avoid!