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Girlfriend: What do you want?
Me: Nutella and you.
Girlfriend: Choose only one.
Me: N'you'tella! -
Boy: What's your name?
Girl: Vidhi and yours?
Boy: Vidhaan! -
Boy: I don't eat peppers, mushrooms, onions or seafood.
Girl: Well, I don't date children so this is over! -
On a chat:
Girl: Hey Babe! Why are you not replying?
Boy: Sorry, attended a funeral.
Girl: Oh! Who died?
Boy: My feelings for you! -
If a girl talks sweetly, she is charming.
If a boy talks sweetly, he is flirting!
#StopGenderInequality -
If a girl laughs loudly, she is cheerful.
If a boy laughs loudly, he is mannerless!
#StopGenderInequality -
On a date:
Boy to waiter: 2 black coffees.
Girl: I want pink.
Boy: Give me only one, she is not with me! -
Boy: Who is the most useless Avenger?
Girl: I think Bajaj Avenger, Udta Bhi Nahi Hai! -
When a girl loves a boy, no one knows except the girl.
And when a boy loves a girl, every one knows except the girl! -
Boy: Tum Ladkiya Apni Vidai Ke Time Itna Kyon Roti Ho?
Girl: Jab Tu Jayega Na Bina Salary Ke, Kisi Dusre Ke Ghar Ka Kaam Karne, Toh Tu Bhi Royega!