• Boy: What do you think about our love?<br/>
Girl: Count the stars in the sky.<br/>
Boy: Aww... it's infinity!<br/>
Girl: Nope. It's just a waste of time!
    Boy: What do you think about our love?
    Girl: Count the stars in the sky.
    Boy: Aww... it's infinity!
    Girl: Nope. It's just a waste of time!
  • Boy: Shaadi Karlo Mujhse.<br/>
Girl: Par Tum Toh Mere Bhai Jaise Ho.<br/>
Boy: Toh Phir Nikaah Karlo!
    Boy: Shaadi Karlo Mujhse.
    Girl: Par Tum Toh Mere Bhai Jaise Ho.
    Boy: Toh Phir Nikaah Karlo!
  • One-sided love:<br/>
Boy: I love you.<br/>
Girl: But I don't.<br/>
Boy: Maine Pucha Tere Se!
    One-sided love:
    Boy: I love you.
    Girl: But I don't.
    Boy: Maine Pucha Tere Se!
  • A boy sent a message to his girlfriend:<br/>
Boy: I am breaking up with you.<br/>
Girl: Okay, bye.<br/>
Boy: You'll never find someone like me.<br/>
Girl: Thank God!
    A boy sent a message to his girlfriend:
    Boy: I am breaking up with you.
    Girl: Okay, bye.
    Boy: You'll never find someone like me.
    Girl: Thank God!
  • A boy sent a message to his crush.<br/>
Boy: I love you, do you love me?<br/>
Girl: hahahahaha<br/>
Boy: Arre, Usne 5 Baar Ha Bola!
    A boy sent a message to his crush.
    Boy: I love you, do you love me?
    Girl: hahahahaha
    Boy: Arre, Usne 5 Baar Ha Bola!
  • Girlfriend: You have never smiled at me since we started dating.<br/>
Boyfriend: I thought you said you wanted a serious relationship!
    Girlfriend: You have never smiled at me since we started dating.
    Boyfriend: I thought you said you wanted a serious relationship!
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Girls' Bestie Advice: Woh Khud Karega Text, Tum Mat Karna.<br/>
Boys' Bestie Advice: Tu Koi Shehzada Nahi Hai, Kar De Jaldi Se Text!
    Girls' Bestie Advice: Woh Khud Karega Text, Tum Mat Karna.
    Boys' Bestie Advice: Tu Koi Shehzada Nahi Hai, Kar De Jaldi Se Text!
  • A boy sent a message to a girl.<br/>
Boy: Can we talk?<br/>
Girl: Talk about what?<br/>
Boy: Us.<br/>
Girl: Why do you want to talk about the United States?<br/>
Boy: Sorry wrong number!
    A boy sent a message to a girl.
    Boy: Can we talk?
    Girl: Talk about what?
    Boy: Us.
    Girl: Why do you want to talk about the United States?
    Boy: Sorry wrong number!
  • Girl: I am a modern girl, I don't need to learn cooking.<br/>
Boy: Cooking is a survival skill, not some fashion accessory you can avoid!
    Girl: I am a modern girl, I don't need to learn cooking.
    Boy: Cooking is a survival skill, not some fashion accessory you can avoid!
  • Boy: Tum Itni Acchi Kyon Ho?<br/>
Girl: Kyonki Tum Abhi Naye Ho!
    Boy: Tum Itni Acchi Kyon Ho?
    Girl: Kyonki Tum Abhi Naye Ho!