|Boy: Online Ho Phir Bhi Reply Nahi.|
Girl: Tere Liye Nahi Hun!
|Girl: I found lipstick on your dungarees.|
Boy: I can explain.
Girl: Just ask her the shade and brand name!
|Girl: Do you drink alcohol.|
Girl: Sharam Nahi Aati?
Boy: Nanga Ho Kar Thoda Peeta Hun!
|Boy: Itna Chhota Reply, Kuch Kar Rahi Ho Kya?|
|Girl: Ok f9, I'll talk 2 u t9i8 w8 4 me.|
Boy: Didi Hindi Ya Angrezi Mein Baat Kar Lo. Maths Hamari Bachpan Se Hi Weak Hai!
|Girl: I want you to tie me up.|
Girl: Blindfold me.
Girl: Now, tease me a bit
Boy: Your nose is big & your teeth are crooked!
|Girlfriend: What do you want?|
Me: Nutella and you.
Girlfriend: Choose only one.
|Boy: What's your name?|
Girl: Vidhi and yours?
|Boy: I don't eat peppers, mushrooms, onions or seafood.|
Girl: Well, I don't date children so this is over!
|On a chat:|
Girl: Hey Babe! Why are you not replying?
Boy: Sorry, attended a funeral.
Girl: Oh! Who died?
Boy: My feelings for you!