• Boy: Can I take your photo?<br />
Girl: Why?<br />
Boy: Just wanted to show my children how their mom looked in her younger age!
    Boy: Can I take your photo?
    Girl: Why?
    Boy: Just wanted to show my children how their mom looked in her younger age!
  • Girl: Do you love me?<br />
Biy: Yes, Dear.<br />
Girl: Would you die for me?<br />
Boy: No - mine is an undying love!
    Girl: Do you love me?
    Biy: Yes, Dear.
    Girl: Would you die for me?
    Boy: No - mine is an undying love!
  • Boy: Hey, You're really hot. Wanna go out?<br />
Girl: I have a boyfriend; and I also have a Maths test tomorrow.<br />
Boy: What does that has anything to do with goin' out?<br />
Girl: I thought we were both listing things we could cheat on!
    Boy: Hey, You're really hot. Wanna go out?
    Girl: I have a boyfriend; and I also have a Maths test tomorrow.
    Boy: What does that has anything to do with goin' out?
    Girl: I thought we were both listing things we could cheat on!
  • 1st shock:
    A girl sent an SMS to her fiancee, "We can't get married. My marriage has been fixed to someone else".
    The boy was in complete shock.
    2nd shock:
    After about 2 minutes, the boy got another SMS from the girl, "Sorry Sorry, this message was meant for someone else!"
  • Boy: Hey, do you have a pen?
    Girl: Yeah, here.
    Boy: Uh. It's out of ink.
    Girl: No it's not.
    Boy: Don't believe me? Go on, write your number!
  • A boy sends a text message to his girlfriend, "You're marrying me because you love me and not my money, Right?"
    Girlfriend: ¥ € $
  • The typing speed of your boyfriend/girlfriend determines whether they're having multiple affairs or not!
    The typing speed of your boyfriend/girlfriend determines whether they're having multiple affairs or not!
  • In India:
    When a girl loves a boy, no one knows except the girl.
    And when a boy loves a girl, every one knows except the girl!
  • Boy: How are you?
    Girl : Hi! Do I know you?
    Boy: I am RICH.
    Girl: Hi! I am Jessica. Nice to meet you. What is your name?
    Boy: Rich is my name.
    Girl: Sorry, I don't talk to boys!
  • Girlfriend to her Boyfriend, "Darling, you know that handsome and smart boys always get stupid girlfriends".
    .
    ..
    ...
    Boyfriend: Thanks for the compliment!