• Girl: H3Y W@t$ WR0N9?
    Boy: Obviously... your spell check!
  • Boy: Do you love me?
    Girl: Yes, I can do anything for you.
    Boy: Chal Phir, 17 ka Table Sunna.
    *Blocked*
  • Girl: Why do you keep posting my name on FB wall every 2 minutes?<br/>

Boy: Facebook keeps asking me what's on my mind? And honestly, it's always you!
    Girl: Why do you keep posting my name on FB wall every 2 minutes?
    Boy: Facebook keeps asking me what's on my mind? And honestly, it's always you!
  • Boys use the word 'friendship' to start love,
    But girls use the word 'friendship' to end love.
    Let's be friends!
  • Double Insult:
    Gal: Do you like me?
    Boy: No.
    The girl got sad.
    Boy: Why are you sad?
    Gal: Because you don't like me.
    Boy: You never asked whether I love you
    Girl: Do you love me?
    Boy: No!
  • Girl: What time do you go to sleep?<br />
Boy: Only when you go to sleep.<br />
Girl: Why only after I go to sleep?<br />
Boy: Beacause then I don't have any reason to be awake!
    Girl: What time do you go to sleep?
    Boy: Only when you go to sleep.
    Girl: Why only after I go to sleep?
    Boy: Beacause then I don't have any reason to be awake!
  • Girl: It's a shame the way you start making a pass at me after 4 drinks.<br />
Boy: What's shameful about it?<br />
Girl: Why spend so much money on liquor?
    Girl: It's a shame the way you start making a pass at me after 4 drinks.
    Boy: What's shameful about it?
    Girl: Why spend so much money on liquor?
  • Girl: Are you an MBA?<br />
Boy: No, 8th fail... here's my Audi.<br />
Girl: Of course, who did well in life by studying?
    Girl: Are you an MBA?
    Boy: No, 8th fail... here's my Audi.
    Girl: Of course, who did well in life by studying?
  • Boy: Can I take your photo?<br />
Girl: Why?<br />
Boy: Just wanted to show my children how their mom looked in her younger age!
    Boy: Can I take your photo?
    Girl: Why?
    Boy: Just wanted to show my children how their mom looked in her younger age!
  • Girl: Do you love me?<br />
Biy: Yes, Dear.<br />
Girl: Would you die for me?<br />
Boy: No - mine is an undying love!
    Girl: Do you love me?
    Biy: Yes, Dear.
    Girl: Would you die for me?
    Boy: No - mine is an undying love!