Girl: H3Y W@t$ WR0N9? Boy: Obviously... your spell check! |
Boy: Do you love me? Girl: Yes, I can do anything for you. Boy: Chal Phir, 17 ka Table Sunna. *Blocked* |
Girl: Why do you keep posting my name on FB wall every 2 minutes? Boy: Facebook keeps asking me what's on my mind? And honestly, it's always you! |
Boys use the word 'friendship' to start love, But girls use the word 'friendship' to end love. Let's be friends! |
Double Insult: Gal: Do you like me? Boy: No. The girl got sad. Boy: Why are you sad? Gal: Because you don't like me. Boy: You never asked whether I love you Girl: Do you love me? Boy: No! |
Girl: What time do you go to sleep? Boy: Only when you go to sleep. Girl: Why only after I go to sleep? Boy: Beacause then I don't have any reason to be awake! |
Girl: It's a shame the way you start making a pass at me after 4 drinks. Boy: What's shameful about it? Girl: Why spend so much money on liquor? |
Girl: Are you an MBA? Boy: No, 8th fail... here's my Audi. Girl: Of course, who did well in life by studying? |
Boy: Can I take your photo? Girl: Why? Boy: Just wanted to show my children how their mom looked in her younger age! |
Girl: Do you love me? Biy: Yes, Dear. Girl: Would you die for me? Boy: No - mine is an undying love! |