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Boy: Can I take your photo?
Girl: Why?
Boy: Just wanted to show my children how their mom looked in her younger age! -
Girl: Do you love me?
Biy: Yes, Dear.
Girl: Would you die for me?
Boy: No - mine is an undying love! -
Boy: Hey, You're really hot. Wanna go out?
Girl: I have a boyfriend; and I also have a Maths test tomorrow.
Boy: What does that has anything to do with goin' out?
Girl: I thought we were both listing things we could cheat on! -
1st shock:
A girl sent an SMS to her fiancee, "We can't get married. My marriage has been fixed to someone else".
The boy was in complete shock.
2nd shock:
After about 2 minutes, the boy got another SMS from the girl, "Sorry Sorry, this message was meant for someone else!" -
Boy: Hey, do you have a pen?
Girl: Yeah, here.
Boy: Uh. It's out of ink.
Girl: No it's not.
Boy: Don't believe me? Go on, write your number! -
A boy sends a text message to his girlfriend, "You're marrying me because you love me and not my money, Right?"
Girlfriend: ¥ € $ -
The typing speed of your boyfriend/girlfriend determines whether they're having multiple affairs or not! -
In India:
When a girl loves a boy, no one knows except the girl.
And when a boy loves a girl, every one knows except the girl! -
Boy: How are you?
Girl : Hi! Do I know you?
Boy: I am RICH.
Girl: Hi! I am Jessica. Nice to meet you. What is your name?
Boy: Rich is my name.
Girl: Sorry, I don't talk to boys! -
Girlfriend to her Boyfriend, "Darling, you know that handsome and smart boys always get stupid girlfriends".
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Boyfriend: Thanks for the compliment!