|Girl: H3Y W@t$ WR0N9?|
Boy: Obviously... your spell check!
|Boy: Do you love me?|
Girl: Yes, I can do anything for you.
Boy: Chal Phir, 17 ka Table Sunna.
|Girl: Why do you keep posting my name on FB wall every 2 minutes?|
Boy: Facebook keeps asking me what's on my mind? And honestly, it's always you!
|Boys use the word 'friendship' to start love,|
But girls use the word 'friendship' to end love.
Let's be friends!
Gal: Do you like me?
The girl got sad.
Boy: Why are you sad?
Gal: Because you don't like me.
Boy: You never asked whether I love you
Girl: Do you love me?
|Girl: What time do you go to sleep?|
Boy: Only when you go to sleep.
Girl: Why only after I go to sleep?
Boy: Beacause then I don't have any reason to be awake!
|Girl: It's a shame the way you start making a pass at me after 4 drinks.|
Boy: What's shameful about it?
Girl: Why spend so much money on liquor?
|Girl: Are you an MBA?|
Boy: No, 8th fail... here's my Audi.
Girl: Of course, who did well in life by studying?
|Boy: Can I take your photo?|
Boy: Just wanted to show my children how their mom looked in her younger age!
|Girl: Do you love me?|
Biy: Yes, Dear.
Girl: Would you die for me?
Boy: No - mine is an undying love!