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Girl: H3Y W@t$ WR0N9?
Boy: Obviously... your spell check! -
Boy: Do you love me?
Girl: Yes, I can do anything for you.
Boy: Chal Phir, 17 ka Table Sunna.
*Blocked* -
Girl: Why do you keep posting my name on FB wall every 2 minutes?
Boy: Facebook keeps asking me what's on my mind? And honestly, it's always you! -
Boys use the word 'friendship' to start love,
But girls use the word 'friendship' to end love.
Let's be friends! -
Double Insult:
Gal: Do you like me?
Boy: No.
The girl got sad.
Boy: Why are you sad?
Gal: Because you don't like me.
Boy: You never asked whether I love you
Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: No! -
Girl: What time do you go to sleep?
Boy: Only when you go to sleep.
Girl: Why only after I go to sleep?
Boy: Beacause then I don't have any reason to be awake! -
Girl: It's a shame the way you start making a pass at me after 4 drinks.
Boy: What's shameful about it?
Girl: Why spend so much money on liquor? -
Girl: Are you an MBA?
Boy: No, 8th fail... here's my Audi.
Girl: Of course, who did well in life by studying? -
Boy: Can I take your photo?
Girl: Why?
Boy: Just wanted to show my children how their mom looked in her younger age! -
Girl: Do you love me?
Biy: Yes, Dear.
Girl: Would you die for me?
Boy: No - mine is an undying love!