|Boy: Hey, You're really hot. Wanna go out?|
Girl: I have a boyfriend; and I also have a Maths test tomorrow.
Boy: What does that has anything to do with goin' out?
Girl: I thought we were both listing things we could cheat on!
A girl sent an SMS to her fiancee, "We can't get married. My marriage has been fixed to someone else".
The boy was in complete shock.
After about 2 minutes, the boy got another SMS from the girl, "Sorry Sorry, this message was meant for someone else!"
|Boy: Hey, do you have a pen?|
Girl: Yeah, here.
Boy: Uh. It's out of ink.
Girl: No it's not.
Boy: Don't believe me? Go on, write your number!
|A boy sends a text message to his girlfriend, "You're marrying me because you love me and not my money, Right?"|
Girlfriend: ¥ € $
|The typing speed of your boyfriend/girlfriend determines whether they're having multiple affairs or not!|
When a girl loves a boy, no one knows except the girl.
And when a boy loves a girl, every one knows except the girl!
|Boy: How are you?|
Girl : Hi! Do I know you?
Boy: I am RICH.
Girl: Hi! I am Jessica. Nice to meet you. What is your name?
Boy: Rich is my name.
Girl: Sorry, I don't talk to boys!
|Girlfriend to her Boyfriend, "Darling, you know that handsome and smart boys always get stupid girlfriends".|
Boyfriend: Thanks for the compliment!
Gals like guys with good sense of humour... but all they want is a serious relationship!
|Girl: Truth or dare?|
Girl: Do I look fat in this new dress?
Boy: This is cheating, I chose 'truth' and not 'dare'!