Gals like guys with good sense of humour... but all they want is a serious relationship!
|Girl: Truth or dare?|
Girl: Do I look fat in this new dress?
Boy: This is cheating, I chose 'truth' and not 'dare'!
|Girl: Isn't it disgusting the way those men are staring at that girl getting on the bus?|
Boy: What bus?
|If a boy gives a love letter to a girl, people call him ''Loafer''.|
But if a gal gives a letter to a boy, they call it ''Offer''.
Feel the difference.
|I know, I accept, I believe and I admit that I'm a big '0' (Zero).|
I am simply incomplete without HER. And if I have HER, I shall be a
HER + 0 = HERO!
|Boy: I wanna be a superhero, guess my name?|
Girl: Superman? Batman? Spiderman?
Boy: Your man.
|Guns don't kill people. Dads with good looking daughters do.|
|Girl: How much do you love me?|
Boy: Look at the sky and count the stars.
Girl: But, it's daytime...
Boy: Haha, exactly.
|Girl to Astrologer: I have 2 boy friends. Whom will I get married to? Who's the lucky guy?|
Astrologer: 2nd one will marry you. 1st one is the lucky guy.
|Dear Mom & Dad,|
You were also once teenagers. You must realise the importance of freedom & space. So please stop nagging and let me enjoy my life.
Your Teenage Child