• Irony: <br />
Gals like guys with good sense of humour... but all they want is a serious relationship!
    Irony:
    Gals like guys with good sense of humour... but all they want is a serious relationship!
  • Girl: Truth or dare?
    Boy: Truth!
    Girl: Do I look fat in this new dress?
    Boy: This is cheating, I chose 'truth' and not 'dare'!
  • Girl: Isn't it disgusting the way those men are staring at that girl getting on the bus?
    Boy: What bus?
  • If a boy gives a love letter to a girl, people call him ''Loafer''.
    But if a gal gives a letter to a boy, they call it ''Offer''.
    Feel the difference.
  • I know, I accept, I believe and I admit that I'm a big '0' (Zero).
    I am simply incomplete without HER. And if I have HER, I shall be a
    HER + 0 = HERO!
  • Boy: I wanna be a superhero, guess my name?
    Girl: Superman? Batman? Spiderman?
    Boy: Your man.
  • Guns don't kill people. Dads with good looking daughters do.
    Guns don't kill people. Dads with good looking daughters do.
  • Girl: How much do you love me?
    Boy: Look at the sky and count the stars.
    Girl: But, it's daytime...
    Boy: Haha, exactly.
  • Girl to Astrologer: I have 2 boy friends. Whom will I get married to? Who's the lucky guy?
    Astrologer: 2nd one will marry you. 1st one is the lucky guy.
  • Dear Mom & Dad,<br />
You were also once teenagers. You must realise the importance of freedom & space. So please stop nagging and let me enjoy my life.<br />
With Love,<br />
Your Teenage Child
    Dear Mom & Dad,
    You were also once teenagers. You must realise the importance of freedom & space. So please stop nagging and let me enjoy my life.
    With Love,
    Your Teenage Child