• Boy: Hey, You're really hot. Wanna go out?<br />
Girl: I have a boyfriend; and I also have a Maths test tomorrow.<br />
Boy: What does that has anything to do with goin' out?<br />
Girl: I thought we were both listing things we could cheat on!
    Boy: Hey, You're really hot. Wanna go out?
    Girl: I have a boyfriend; and I also have a Maths test tomorrow.
    Boy: What does that has anything to do with goin' out?
    Girl: I thought we were both listing things we could cheat on!
  • 1st shock:
    A girl sent an SMS to her fiancee, "We can't get married. My marriage has been fixed to someone else".
    The boy was in complete shock.
    2nd shock:
    After about 2 minutes, the boy got another SMS from the girl, "Sorry Sorry, this message was meant for someone else!"
  • Boy: Hey, do you have a pen?
    Girl: Yeah, here.
    Boy: Uh. It's out of ink.
    Girl: No it's not.
    Boy: Don't believe me? Go on, write your number!
  • A boy sends a text message to his girlfriend, "You're marrying me because you love me and not my money, Right?"
    Girlfriend: ¥ € $
  • The typing speed of your boyfriend/girlfriend determines whether they're having multiple affairs or not!
    The typing speed of your boyfriend/girlfriend determines whether they're having multiple affairs or not!
  • In India:
    When a girl loves a boy, no one knows except the girl.
    And when a boy loves a girl, every one knows except the girl!
  • Boy: How are you?
    Girl : Hi! Do I know you?
    Boy: I am RICH.
    Girl: Hi! I am Jessica. Nice to meet you. What is your name?
    Boy: Rich is my name.
    Girl: Sorry, I don't talk to boys!
  • Girlfriend to her Boyfriend, "Darling, you know that handsome and smart boys always get stupid girlfriends".
    .
    ..
    ...
    Boyfriend: Thanks for the compliment!
  • Irony: <br />
Gals like guys with good sense of humour... but all they want is a serious relationship!
    Irony:
    Gals like guys with good sense of humour... but all they want is a serious relationship!
  • Girl: Truth or dare?
    Boy: Truth!
    Girl: Do I look fat in this new dress?
    Boy: This is cheating, I chose 'truth' and not 'dare'!