|Girl calls her boyfriend:|
Girl: How's the weather?
Boy: It's raining cats and dogs.
Girl: Koi Pug Mile Toh Rakh Lena Mere Liye!
|Girl: You know what|
Girl: I love moustaches.
Boy: I know, Is Liye Tumne Bhi Thodi Thodi Rakhi Hui Hain!
|Girl: Why do you always follow me around?|
Boy: Since my childhood, my parents have told me to follow my dreams!
|Boy: Will you go out with me?|
Boy: I have a good heart.
Girl: I don't need a transplant!
|A boy met a girl in Metro.|
Girl: Every time you smile, I feel like inviting you to my place.
Boy: Really... are you single?
Girl: No, I am a Dentist!
|Boys are very kind-hearted.|
Have you ever heard that a boy blocked a girl?
|Girl: Why are you always following me?|
Boy: Because my parents told me "follow your dreams"!
|Girls don't compliment guys because they're likely to take it non-platonically;|
Whereas guys take it non-platonically because it happens so infrequently they don't know how to handle it!
|Girl's Father: Kitna Kama Lete Ho?|
Boy: Ji Lakhs Mein Figure Hai.
Girl's Father: Tab Bhi, Kitna?
Boy: 0.2 Lakh!
|Girl: Just because I said I can't date you doesn't mean the conversation is over.|
Boy: What more is to discuss, Global Warming?