|Boy: Can I buy you a drink?|
Girl: Sure, but only if you buy my boyfriend one too!
|Girl: I think it's the time when we should get married.|
Boy: That's OK, but who will marry us?
|On the first night of marriage:|
Boy: Yeh Lo Doodh
Girl: Yeh Aadha Glass Pee Kar Kyon De Rahe Ho?
Boy: I work for Zomato delivery!
|Boy: You are like my drug.|
Girl: Aww... because you can't live without me?
Boy: No, because you cost too much and ruin my life!
|Boy: Stand there, I will click your photo.|
Girl: Propose Toh Karne Do!
Girl: Par Pose Toh Karne Do!
|Boy: You look so tired, what happened?|
Girl: Meri Scooty Ka Petrol Khtam Ho Geya Tha, Kisi Ne Meri Koi Help Nahi Ki.
Boy: Toh Phir Yeh 'Feminist' Wala Top Pehan Kar Mat Ghuma Kar!
|Girl:: Jaanu, Please Tum Mera Recharge Karwa Doge?|
Boy: Please Mat Bolo.
Boy: Are Main Keh Raha Hun Ki "Please", Mat Bolo, Mere Pass Khud Ka Recharge Karne Ke Liye Paise Nahi Hain!
|Girl: Whisper me those 3 words every girl wants to hear.|
Boy: Let's play game!
|Girl: I like guys with high standards.|
Boy: Meri Maa Mujhe Gucci Ke Sandal Se Maarti Hai!
|Boy: Happy Birthday Gutter|
Girl: Abey Mera Naam Sonali Hai.
Boy: Haan Toh 100 Naali Milkar Hi Toh Gutter Banta Hai!