• Girl: I'm not like other girls.<br/>
Boy: Nice! So you know where you want to go for dinner!
    Girl: I'm not like other girls.
    Boy: Nice! So you know where you want to go for dinner!
  • Boy: Which team are you supporting this IPL?<br/>
Girl: Delhi Daredevils But Jamnapaar Se Is Side Waali Delhi Ke!
    Boy: Which team are you supporting this IPL?
    Girl: Delhi Daredevils But Jamnapaar Se Is Side Waali Delhi Ke!
  • Boy to a girl: You look better with your glasses off.<br/>
Girl: You look better with my glasses off, too!
    Boy to a girl: You look better with your glasses off.
    Girl: You look better with my glasses off, too!
  • Boy: Stand there, I will click your photo.<br/>
Girl: Propose Toh Karne Do.<br/>
Boy: Sach Mein?<br/>
Girl: Par Pose Toh Karne Do Bol Rahi Hun!
    Boy: Stand there, I will click your photo.
    Girl: Propose Toh Karne Do.
    Boy: Sach Mein?
    Girl: Par Pose Toh Karne Do Bol Rahi Hun!
  • Boy: I Love You <br/>
Girl: I need some time and distance. <br/>
Boy: Kyon Velocity Nikalni Hai?
    Boy: I Love You
    Girl: I need some time and distance.
    Boy: Kyon Velocity Nikalni Hai?
  • Boy: What can I do to uplift your mood? <br/>
Girl: Can you switch off your mobile? <br/>
Boy: Do you want to break-up with me?
    Boy: What can I do to uplift your mood?
    Girl: Can you switch off your mobile?
    Boy: Do you want to break-up with me?
  • A boy sent a text to her girlfriend: Hey.<br/>
Girl: Hey?<br/>
Boy: I can't sleep.<br/>
Girl: But I can... Good Night!
    A boy sent a text to her girlfriend: Hey.
    Girl: Hey?
    Boy: I can't sleep.
    Girl: But I can... Good Night!
  • Girl: Hey babe why are you not talking to me?<br/>
Boy: Sorry I was at a funeral.<br/>
Girl: Who died?<br/>
Boy: My feelings for you!
    Girl: Hey babe why are you not talking to me?
    Boy: Sorry I was at a funeral.
    Girl: Who died?
    Boy: My feelings for you!
  • Girl: How was the first date?<br/>
Boy: Well, we skipped falling in love, getting married, disillusioned and went straight to hating each other!
    Girl: How was the first date?
    Boy: Well, we skipped falling in love, getting married, disillusioned and went straight to hating each other!
  • Girlfriend: Jaanu Apni Ye Diamond Ring Mujhe De Do.<br/>
Boyfriend: Kyon Honey?<br/>
Girlfriend: Main Roz Ise Dekhakar Tumhein Yaad Karungi.<br/>
Boyfriend: Yaad Toh Tum Mujhe Vaise Bhi Karogi.<br/>
Girlfriend: Woh Kaise?<br/>
Boyfriend: Yeh Sochkar Ki Boyfriend Se Diamond Ring Maangi Thi Aur Usne Nahin Di!
    Girlfriend: Jaanu Apni Ye Diamond Ring Mujhe De Do.
    Boyfriend: Kyon Honey?
    Girlfriend: Main Roz Ise Dekhakar Tumhein Yaad Karungi.
    Boyfriend: Yaad Toh Tum Mujhe Vaise Bhi Karogi.
    Girlfriend: Woh Kaise?
    Boyfriend: Yeh Sochkar Ki Boyfriend Se Diamond Ring Maangi Thi Aur Usne Nahin Di!