|Tattoo Ko Hindi Mein Kya Kehte Hain? Ae Mere Badan Ke Logo!|
|Ek Budget February Ke Liye Alag Se Aana Chahiye. Rose Day, Propose Day, Chocolate Day... Valentine's Day!|
|Someone: Valentine Day Par Kiske Saath Bahar Ja Rahe Ho?|
Me: Umeed Ke Saath!
|Beti Bachao, Beti Padhao...|
Aur Please Inko Theek Se Scooty Chalana Bhi Sikhao!
|Agar Life Mein Koi Problem Khadi Ho Jaye To Khadi Rehne Do...|
Thak Kar Khud Hi Chali Jayegi!
|Other Countries: Oh, there's Bird Flu!|
India: Ab Chicken Ka Rate Kam Ho Jayega!
|India Mein 'Friends with Benefits' Ka Matlab Dost Se Paise Maangna Hota Hai!|
|What does rice say to hot water?|
'Aap Jaisa Koi Meri Zindagi Mein Aaye Toh Bhaat Ban Jaye"!
|Waqt, Haalat aur Filters Insaan ko Badal Dete Hain!|
|Bhagwaan Ka Diya Hua Sab Kuch Hai.|
Bas Kidhar Hai Pata Nahi!