|India has the most talented students.|
'Bas Bhai Heading Bata De Baki Main Khud Likh Lunga!'
|Girlfriend: Main Tumhein Saari Takleefo Se Door Rakhna Chahti Hun!|
Pappu: Kyon Kahan Ja Rahi Ho Tum?
|Doctors after operation and students after exam have the same thing to say -|
"Kuchh Keh Nahi Sakte Bas Dua Karna!"
|Never hurt a Samosa, Vada Aur Kachori by saying NO...|
They too have fillings inside!
|Bhagwaan Aap Sabko Diwali Ke Messages Delete Karne Ki Shakti De!|
|Agle 3-4 Dino Ke Liye Aap Sabhi Ko Same To You!|
|Others' Mom: Koi Pasand Ho To Bata Dena.|
My Mom: Kisi Ko Tu Pasand Aa Jaye Toh Bata Dena!
|Relatives: Beta, Kya Karte Ho?|
Mom: Woh Athlete Hai, Apne Career Ke Saath Khelta Hai!
|Someone asked me, "Yeh Mirchi Kis Mausam Mein Lagti Hai?"|
I replied, "Iska Koi Mausam Nahi Hota, Jab Sach Bolo Tab Lagti Hai!"
|Girl: I need to lose weight.|
Friend: Puja Kiya Karo.
Girl: Puja? Why?
Friend: Puja Karogi Toh Bhakti Mein 'Lean' Ho Jaogi!