• Hey Siri, how's the weather?<br/>
Siri: Are Vaat Lagi Padi Hai!
    Hey Siri, how's the weather?
    Siri: Are Vaat Lagi Padi Hai!
  • Upvas Karne Se Tann Halka Hota Hai Aur Bakwas Karne Se Mann!
    Upvas Karne Se Tann Halka Hota Hai Aur Bakwas Karne Se Mann!
  • Pehle Log Jhooth Bolte The, Media Sach Dhoond Kar Laati Thi;<br/>
Ab Media Jhooth Bolti Hai Aur Log Sach Dhoond Kar Laate Hain!
    Pehle Log Jhooth Bolte The, Media Sach Dhoond Kar Laati Thi;
    Ab Media Jhooth Bolti Hai Aur Log Sach Dhoond Kar Laate Hain!
  • My whole life depends on 'Jo Hoga Dekha Jayega'.<br/>
Phir Jo Hota Hai Wo Dekha Bhi Nahi Jaata!
    My whole life depends on 'Jo Hoga Dekha Jayega'.
    Phir Jo Hota Hai Wo Dekha Bhi Nahi Jaata!
  • Meri Kya Barabari Karoge Tum Log;<br/>
4 Shadiyon Mein Top 50 Mein Aaya Hun!
    Meri Kya Barabari Karoge Tum Log;
    4 Shadiyon Mein Top 50 Mein Aaya Hun!
  • Lockdown Se Pehle Mere Gharwalon Ko Lagta Tha Ki Main Single Hun...<br/>
Ab Confirm Ho Geya Hai!
    Lockdown Se Pehle Mere Gharwalon Ko Lagta Tha Ki Main Single Hun...
    Ab Confirm Ho Geya Hai!
  • Shayars don't just drink beers, they Ghazal it down!
    Shayars don't just drink beers, they Ghazal it down!
  • At restaurants:<br/>
Foreigners: Hey why don't you let me pay the bill today, my treat.<br/>
Indian: Kasam Hai Tumhein Mata Rani Ki, Main Pay Karunga, Nahi Toh Main Tumse Kabhi Baat Nahi Karunga!
    At restaurants:
    Foreigners: Hey why don't you let me pay the bill today, my treat.
    Indian: Kasam Hai Tumhein Mata Rani Ki, Main Pay Karunga, Nahi Toh Main Tumse Kabhi Baat Nahi Karunga!
  • Jitna Kaam Lockdown Mein Mere Gharwalon Ne Mujhse Karwaya Hai, Agar Utna Kaam Kahin Bahar Karta To...<br/>
Paisa Bhi Milta Aur Izzat Bhi!
    Jitna Kaam Lockdown Mein Mere Gharwalon Ne Mujhse Karwaya Hai, Agar Utna Kaam Kahin Bahar Karta To...
    Paisa Bhi Milta Aur Izzat Bhi!
  • I am planning to buy a Good Luxury Car or SUV in the range of 60-70 Lakh.<br/>
Can anyone suggest Ki Itna Paisa Kahan Se Laaun?
    I am planning to buy a Good Luxury Car or SUV in the range of 60-70 Lakh.
    Can anyone suggest Ki Itna Paisa Kahan Se Laaun?