|Difference between Education and Experience:|
Education - Duniya Gol Hai!
Experience - Duniya Haramkhor Hai!
|Girl: Bhaiyya 10 Rupees Wali Maggi Dena.|
Shopkeeper: Yeh Lo.
Girl: Kitne Hue?
|Sabke Phone Mein Raat Ko Message Aata Hai, "Babu Nini Aari".|
Mere Phone Mein Bas Ek Message Aata Hai, "You have used 100% of your mobile data, So Ja Ab Bhai!"
|Black Lives Matter...|
Lekin Bahu Toh Gori Hi Chahiye Humein!
|In English: I love you but as a friend.|
In Hindi: Dhobi Ka Kutta Na Ghar Ka Na Ghaat Ka!
|Aaj Ka Gyan:|
Apne Best Friend Ko Gyan Utna Hi Do Jitna Tumhari Gaali Khane Ki Capacity Ho!
|We should stop saying Unnees-Bees Ka Farak...|
2019 Aur 2020 Mein Bahut Fark Hai!
|People posting messages like "work makes me happy"...|
Mera Bhi Karde, Bhai. Khush Reh Bas!
|Woh Paas Se Guzarti Hai To Dil Mehak Jata Hai;|
Pehle Perfume Ki Khushbu Aati Thi Ab Sanitizer Mehakta Hai!
|Last night, I had an extra spicy garlic chutney.|
This morning I learned my Lehsun!