• Difference between Education and Experience:<br/>
Education - Duniya Gol Hai!<br/>
Experience - Duniya Haramkhor Hai!
    Difference between Education and Experience:
    Education - Duniya Gol Hai!
    Experience - Duniya Haramkhor Hai!
  • Girl: Bhaiyya 10 Rupees Wali Maggi Dena.<br/>
Shopkeeper: Yeh Lo.<br/>
Girl: Kitne Hue?
    Girl: Bhaiyya 10 Rupees Wali Maggi Dena.
    Shopkeeper: Yeh Lo.
    Girl: Kitne Hue?
  • Sabke Phone Mein Raat Ko Message Aata Hai, `Babu Nini Aari`.<br/>
Mere Phone Mein Bas Ek Message Aata Hai, `You have used 100% of your mobile data, So Ja Ab Bhai!`
    Sabke Phone Mein Raat Ko Message Aata Hai, "Babu Nini Aari".
    Mere Phone Mein Bas Ek Message Aata Hai, "You have used 100% of your mobile data, So Ja Ab Bhai!"
  • Black Lives Matter...<br/>
Lekin Bahu Toh Gori Hi Chahiye Humein!
    Black Lives Matter...
    Lekin Bahu Toh Gori Hi Chahiye Humein!
  • In English: I love you but as a friend.<br/>
In Hindi: Dhobi Ka Kutta Na Ghar Ka Na Ghaat Ka!
    In English: I love you but as a friend.
    In Hindi: Dhobi Ka Kutta Na Ghar Ka Na Ghaat Ka!
  • Aaj Ka Gyan:<br/>
Apne Best Friend Ko Gyan Utna Hi Do Jitna Tumhari Gaali  Khane Ki Capacity Ho!
    Aaj Ka Gyan:
    Apne Best Friend Ko Gyan Utna Hi Do Jitna Tumhari Gaali Khane Ki Capacity Ho!
  • We should stop saying Unnees-Bees Ka Farak...<br/>
2019 Aur 2020 Mein Bahut Fark Hai!
    We should stop saying Unnees-Bees Ka Farak...
    2019 Aur 2020 Mein Bahut Fark Hai!
  • People posting messages like `work makes me happy`...<br/>
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Mera Bhi Karde, Bhai. Khush Reh Bas!
    People posting messages like "work makes me happy"...
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    Mera Bhi Karde, Bhai. Khush Reh Bas!
  • Woh Paas Se Guzarti Hai To Dil Mehak Jata Hai;<br/>
Pehle Perfume Ki Khushbu Aati Thi Ab Sanitizer Mehakta Hai!
    Woh Paas Se Guzarti Hai To Dil Mehak Jata Hai;
    Pehle Perfume Ki Khushbu Aati Thi Ab Sanitizer Mehakta Hai!
  • Last night, I had an extra spicy garlic chutney.<br/>
This morning I learned my Lehsun!
    Last night, I had an extra spicy garlic chutney.
    This morning I learned my Lehsun!