• 2014 Indian General Elections are like "Samudra Manthan".
    Chaaro aur Zeher hi Zeher...
    It's only Digvijay Singh, who managed to find AMRIT(a)!
  • Overheard in Delhi Metro:
    Punjabi Aunty 1: Inka Operation Karvana kai, "Max Hospital" Kaisa hai?
    Punjabi Aunty 2: Bilkul Bekaar, Uski Canteen Mein "Chole Bhature" hi Nahi Milte!
  • On Whatsapp:
    Girl: Tu Hasta Nahi hai Kya?
    Boy: Kyu?
    Girl: Tere Haste Hue Ki Koi Photo Nahi Hain.
    Boy: Tu Nahati nahi hai kya?
  • Size Zero:
    Na Ho Jiska Bum Aur Na Hi Seena;
    Dekhkar Na Jise Aaye Paseena;
    Kehne ko Hai Phir Bhi Woh Haseena!
  • Boy: Motivate Kar.
    Girl: Kisko?
    Boy: Kisko nahi, Kiska?
    Girl: Kiska?
    Boy: Mera. Aa raha hun 30 mins main. Moti wait kar!
  • How do you ask your 'Massi' to take a dip in a pool?
    Diplomacy!
  • Do you know why God created spaces between our fingers?
    So that when someone would come in your life, he would hold your hand and say...
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    Le, Bidi Pee!
  • 'Hug' always gives instant relief - both English and Hindi version.<br />
So 'Hug' as often as possible!
    'Hug' always gives instant relief - both English and Hindi version.
    So 'Hug' as often as possible!
  • Ab ki Baar...
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    Garmi Buhut hai Yaar!
  • Santa makes a call to an airline enquiry: How long is the journey from Chandigarh to Mumbai?
    Operator: 1 second, Sir...
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    Santa disconnects and remarks, "Pee ke Bethi hai, Kamini!"