• Unfriending on Facebook and blocking on WhatsApp is the
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    modern form of childhood 'Katti'!
  • Shopkeeper: Bolo Sahab, Kya Chaahiye?<br />
Man: Hone Wali Biwi ke Kutte ke Liye Cake Lene Aaya Hoon... milega kya?<br />
Shopkeeper: Haan... par Yahin Khaaoge ya Pack kar doon?
    Shopkeeper: Bolo Sahab, Kya Chaahiye?
    Man: Hone Wali Biwi ke Kutte ke Liye Cake Lene Aaya Hoon... milega kya?
    Shopkeeper: Haan... par Yahin Khaaoge ya Pack kar doon?
  • A girl and a boy got married. Aap Yakeen Nahi Karoge ke Doosre Din hi Unka
    Bacha hua .
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    Khaana Kharab ho Geya! Fridge Mein Nahi Rakha tha na...
    Don't be shocked... just read it again carefully!
  • Har Sapne Ko Apni Saanson Mein Rakho;
    Har Manzil ko Apni Baahon Mein Rakho;
    Har Jeet Hogi Hamesha Aapki;
    Bas Apne Lakshya Ko Apni Nigahon Mein Rakho!
  • SRK is not seeing Karan Johar anymore.
    When asked about the reason for the dissociation, he remarked - "It's Kaafi with Karan"!
  • Uff Garmiii...
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    Jab Uppar Garmi Hai, Toh Nichhe Kaunsa AC Laga Hai... Jo Dhoond Rahe Ho?
    Summers Ki Pehli Bezti Mubark ho!
  • Ye JOKE Padhoge To Haste-Haste Gir Jaoge...
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    Isliye Bheja Hi Nahi.
    Gir Gaye To?
    You see, I care for you!
  • Wife to her husband: I love you!<br />
I can't live without you!<br />
Mar Jaungi!<br />
Mit Jaungi!<br />
Jehar Pee Luongi!<br />
Tere Pyaar Mein Fanna Ho Jaungi!<br />
Husband: Dekh Le Jaise Tujhe Theek Lage!
    Wife to her husband: I love you!
    I can't live without you!
    Mar Jaungi!
    Mit Jaungi!
    Jehar Pee Luongi!
    Tere Pyaar Mein Fanna Ho Jaungi!
    Husband: Dekh Le Jaise Tujhe Theek Lage!
  • Modi Ji Roz Kahte Hein "Achhe Din Aane Waale Hein";
    Kyunki
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    Summer Vacations Mein Sabki Biwiyan Maayke Jaane Wali Hein!
  • Zindagi Ke Liye Dil Ki Zarurat Hai;
    Dil Ke Liye Khushi Ki Zarurat Hai;
    Khushi Ke Liye Achee Dost Ki Zarurat Hai;
    Aur Achhe Dost Ke Liye...
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    Oh My God... Sabko Meri Zarurat Hai!