|The ocean is technically a soup bowl. It has meat and veggies in a salty broth!|
|Did you realize that a speed limit is a maximum limit allowed, but everyone treats it as a minimum limit!|
|Prince Philips died on April 09, 2021.|
There is some interesting coincidence:
He died at 9 am, on the 9th April, the 99th day of the year, at the age of 99
|There should be separate fonts for sarcasm, anger, and humor, so people don't misinterpret texts!|
|Before radios, TVs and smartphones people never knew there were so many dumb people out there. They just thought it was that one guy in town!|
|A thing to remember: If you keep your circle small, the joint comes back to you faster!|
|Nobody is as deluded and optimistic as a first-time parent claiming that their child will not get to see YouTube or television until they're older!|
|Show up to the doctor 15 minutes late and your appointment is cancelled.|
Show up on time and wait for an hour to be seen!
|I swear we are fighting two pandemics:|
Coronavirus and Stupidity!
|2019 - Avoid negative people.|
2020 - Avoid positive people.
2021 - Avoid people.
Because we don't know if someone is positive or negative!