• The ocean is technically a soup bowl. It has meat and veggies in a salty broth!
    The ocean is technically a soup bowl. It has meat and veggies in a salty broth!
  • Did you realize that a speed limit is a maximum limit allowed, but everyone treats it as a minimum limit!
    Did you realize that a speed limit is a maximum limit allowed, but everyone treats it as a minimum limit!
  • Prince Philips died on April 09, 2021.<br />
There is some interesting coincidence:<br />
He died at 9 am, on the 9th April, the 99th day of the year, at the age of 99
    Prince Philips died on April 09, 2021.
    There is some interesting coincidence:
    He died at 9 am, on the 9th April, the 99th day of the year, at the age of 99
  • There should be separate fonts for sarcasm, anger, and humor, so people don't misinterpret texts!
    There should be separate fonts for sarcasm, anger, and humor, so people don't misinterpret texts!
  • Before radios, TVs and smartphones people never knew there were so many dumb people out there. They just thought it was that one guy in town!
    Before radios, TVs and smartphones people never knew there were so many dumb people out there. They just thought it was that one guy in town!
  • A thing to remember:
If you keep your circle small, the joint comes back to you faster!
    A thing to remember: If you keep your circle small, the joint comes back to you faster!
  • Nobody is as deluded and optimistic as a first-time parent claiming that their child will not get to see YouTube or television until they're older!
    Nobody is as deluded and optimistic as a first-time parent claiming that their child will not get to see YouTube or television until they're older!
  • Show up to the doctor 15 minutes late and your appointment is cancelled.<br />
Show up on time and wait for an hour to be seen!
    Show up to the doctor 15 minutes late and your appointment is cancelled.
    Show up on time and wait for an hour to be seen!
  • I swear we are fighting two pandemics:<br />
Coronavirus and Stupidity!
    I swear we are fighting two pandemics:
    Coronavirus and Stupidity!
  • 2019 - Avoid negative people.<br />
2020 - Avoid positive people.<br />
2021 - Avoid people.<br /> Because we don't know if someone is positive or negative!
    2019 - Avoid negative people.
    2020 - Avoid positive people.
    2021 - Avoid people.
    Because we don't know if someone is positive or negative!