|Don't wait till you are on your deathbed to tell people how you feel.|
You might be eventually too weak to hold up your middle finger!
|The worst thing in the world is when someone doesn't get your humour and you have to say "I'm joking" after every sentence. So they don't cry!|
|When the why is clear, the how is easy!|
|Fairy tales are more than true: not because they tell us that dragons exist, but they tell us that dragons can be beaten!|
|Wouldn't it be easier for everyone if we all agreed that wrinkled clothes are OK!|
|No matter how good a person you are, you're the devil in someone's story!|
|The funny thing about getting older...|
Your eyesight starts getting weaker but your ability to see through people gets much better!
|Failed your New Year resolutions already?|
Don't worry, we got you an extension.
Chinese New Year: January 25
Telugu & Kannada New Year: March 25
Tamil New Year: April 14
Parsi New Year: August 17
Gujarati New Year: November 16
|The biggest minority in India are Indians.|
The rest are busy calling themselves Hindus or Muslims!
|A third person never creates a problem between two people.|
But a problem between two people creates space for a third person!