• Santa: You women should come with instructions.<br/>
Jeeto: No use. Have you ever seen a man reading & understanding the instructions properly?
    Santa: You women should come with instructions.
    Jeeto: No use. Have you ever seen a man reading & understanding the instructions properly?
  • Preeto: What's the difference between men and term deposits?<br/>
Jeeto: Term deposits eventually mature!
    Preeto: What's the difference between men and term deposits?
    Jeeto: Term deposits eventually mature!
  • Jeeto: Communication is the most important thing in a relationship.<br/>
Santa: True, so tell me what's wrong?<br/>
Jeeto: Nothing!
    Jeeto: Communication is the most important thing in a relationship.
    Santa: True, so tell me what's wrong?
    Jeeto: Nothing!
  • Santa: That's the fifth time I've had to replace the clutch on this car.<br/>
Jeeto: Don't blame me for that. I never use it!
    Santa: That's the fifth time I've had to replace the clutch on this car.
    Jeeto: Don't blame me for that. I never use it!
  • Santa: Honey, what's that look in your eyes?Jeeto: Your future.<br/>
Santa: How cute, but for a second it looked like you wanted to kill me.<br/>
Jeeto: Absolutely, that's your future!
    Santa: Honey, what's that look in your eyes?Jeeto: Your future.
    Santa: How cute, but for a second it looked like you wanted to kill me.
    Jeeto: Absolutely, that's your future!
  • Santa:  So, what do you think about my jokes?<br/>
Jeeto: They're all pretty terrible.<br/>
Santa:  Don't you have anything positive to say?<br/>
Jeeto: Well, you're consistent!
    Santa: So, what do you think about my jokes?
    Jeeto: They're all pretty terrible.
    Santa: Don't you have anything positive to say?
    Jeeto: Well, you're consistent!
  • Santa: How would you describe our marriage?<br/>
Jeeto: Like a tattoo.<br/>
Santa: Because it's permanent and shows your commitment? <br/>
Jeeto: No, it just seemed like a good idea when I did it!
    Santa: How would you describe our marriage?
    Jeeto: Like a tattoo.
    Santa: Because it's permanent and shows your commitment?
    Jeeto: No, it just seemed like a good idea when I did it!
  • Jeeto: Your breakfast is ready.<br/>
Santa: I'm getting late for office. Won't eat breakfast.<br/>
Jeeto: Oh... But I have used wine in Paranthas today.<br/>
Santa gladly gobbles up 4 Paranthas smilingly remarks, 'Wow, yummy, which wine you used?'<br/>
Jeeto: Ajwine!
    Jeeto: Your breakfast is ready.
    Santa: I'm getting late for office. Won't eat breakfast.
    Jeeto: Oh... But I have used wine in Paranthas today.
    Santa gladly gobbles up 4 Paranthas smilingly remarks, 'Wow, yummy, which wine you used?'
    Jeeto: Ajwine!
  • Pappu: What made you marry Daddy, Mummy?<br/>
Jeeto: So you're beginning to wonder, too!
    Pappu: What made you marry Daddy, Mummy?
    Jeeto: So you're beginning to wonder, too!
  • Jeeto: I always wanted to get married to an Arab?<br/>
Preeto: Why?<br/>
Jeeto: Because Arabs are the most obedient husbands. They always say, 'Habibi Habibi'!
    Jeeto: I always wanted to get married to an Arab?
    Preeto: Why?
    Jeeto: Because Arabs are the most obedient husbands. They always say, 'Habibi Habibi'!