|Jeeto: Kya Hua Tere Phone Ko?|
Pappu: Kharab Ho Gaya Hai... Kitni Baar Bolun?
Jeeto: Bolta Reh... Achha Lag Raha Hai Sun Kar!
|Jeeto: When I'm angry at my husband, I count to ten.|
Preeto: So that it calms you down?
Jeeto: No, it gives my husband an opportunity to run for his life!
|Preeto: My husband sets alarm 30 minutes early so that we can cuddle in the morning.|
Jeeto: My husband doesn't set an alarm and lets me sleep because he values his life!
|Santa: What's your honest opinion about my...|
Jeeto: Your jokes are pathetic.
Santa: ...about my new shirt?
Jeeto: Oh, it's nice!
|Preeto: We all make mistakes.|
Jeeto: True, but I ended up marrying mine!
|Santa: If you want to change one thing about our marriage, what would it be?|
Jeeto: My husband!
|Preeto: If you don't like your husband, why don't you just leave him and go?|
Jeeto: I don't like doing anything that will make him happy!
|Pappu: Aaj Kal Paanv Zameen Par Nahi Padte Mere!|
Jeeto: Padne Bhi Nahi Chahiye... Abhi Poncha Lagaya Hai!
|Santa: Why do you always disagree with me?|
Jeeto: No, I don't!
|Santa: When you see a pretty girl, what's the first thing you'll be looking at?|
Jeeto: I'll be looking at you to see if you're looking at her!