|Jeeto: My husband is like Jesus during weekends.|
Preeto: That's a great compliment for a husband. Jeeto: It's not a compliment. It's because he disappears on Friday evening and then re-emerges only on Sunday night!
|Santa: You love me or what?|
Jeeto: Or what!
|Santa: Tell me what's bothering you, honey?|
|Santa: This is the scariest horror movie I've ever watched.|
Jeeto: Shut up, it's our wedding video!
|Santa: I forgot to pay the water bill again. I feel so stupid.|
Jeeto: Don't worry, I do it all the time.
Santa: What, forgetting to pay the bill?
Jeeto: No, feeling that you're stupid!
|Santa: I can't do pull-ups or push-ups.|
Jeeto: But you can do a lot of f**k-ups!
|Preeto: How do you manage your husband so well?|
Jeeto: I give him the false impression that he's in charge of our life!
|Santa: I wish I were filthy rich.|
Jeeto: You already are 50% of your wish!
|After studying for 30 mins:|
Pappu: I can't study anymore.
Jeeto: Lagta Hai Teri Body Mein Vitamin Chappal Ki Kami Ho Gayi Hai!
|Jeeto: Kya Hua Tere Phone Ko?|
Pappu: Kharab Ho Gaya Hai... Kitni Baar Bolun?
Jeeto: Bolta Reh... Achha Lag Raha Hai Sun Kar!