• Pappu: Aaj Kal Paanv Zameen Par Nahi Padte Mere!<br/>
Jeeto: Padne Bhi Nahi Chahiye...  Abhi Poncha Lagaya Hai!
    Pappu: Aaj Kal Paanv Zameen Par Nahi Padte Mere!
    Jeeto: Padne Bhi Nahi Chahiye... Abhi Poncha Lagaya Hai!
  • Santa: Why do you always disagree with me?<br/>
Jeeto: No, I don't!
    Santa: Why do you always disagree with me?
    Jeeto: No, I don't!
  • Santa: When you see a pretty girl, what's the first thing you'll be looking at?<br/>
Jeeto: I'll be looking at you to see if you're looking at her!
    Santa: When you see a pretty girl, what's the first thing you'll be looking at?
    Jeeto: I'll be looking at you to see if you're looking at her!
  • Santa: Why do you keep on buying these house plants when you just end up killing them?<br/>
Jeeto: It's just to remind you what I'm capable of!
    Santa: Why do you keep on buying these house plants when you just end up killing them?
    Jeeto: It's just to remind you what I'm capable of!
  • Pappu: Mom, you can't even take a joke.<br/>
Jeeto: Shut up, didn't I marry your father?
    Pappu: Mom, you can't even take a joke.
    Jeeto: Shut up, didn't I marry your father?
  • Santa: You women should come with instructions.<br/>
Jeeto: No use. Have you ever seen a man reading & understanding the instructions properly?
    Santa: You women should come with instructions.
    Jeeto: No use. Have you ever seen a man reading & understanding the instructions properly?
  • Preeto: What's the difference between men and term deposits?<br/>
Jeeto: Term deposits eventually mature!
    Preeto: What's the difference between men and term deposits?
    Jeeto: Term deposits eventually mature!
  • Jeeto: Communication is the most important thing in a relationship.<br/>
Santa: True, so tell me what's wrong?<br/>
Jeeto: Nothing!
    Jeeto: Communication is the most important thing in a relationship.
    Santa: True, so tell me what's wrong?
    Jeeto: Nothing!
  • Santa: That's the fifth time I've had to replace the clutch on this car.<br/>
Jeeto: Don't blame me for that. I never use it!
    Santa: That's the fifth time I've had to replace the clutch on this car.
    Jeeto: Don't blame me for that. I never use it!
  • Santa: Honey, what's that look in your eyes?Jeeto: Your future.<br/>
Santa: How cute, but for a second it looked like you wanted to kill me.<br/>
Jeeto: Absolutely, that's your future!
    Santa: Honey, what's that look in your eyes?Jeeto: Your future.
    Santa: How cute, but for a second it looked like you wanted to kill me.
    Jeeto: Absolutely, that's your future!