• Preeto: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?<br/>
Jeeto: I renamed the mail folder 'Instruction Manual'!
    Preeto: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
    Jeeto: I renamed the mail folder 'Instruction Manual'!
  • Preeto: Do you know why men cheat or lie?<br/>
Jeeto: Yes, because they know, it is easier to get forgiveness than permission!
    Preeto: Do you know why men cheat or lie?
    Jeeto: Yes, because they know, it is easier to get forgiveness than permission!
  • Preeto: What is the difference between men and pigs?<br/>
Jeeto: Pigs don't turn into men when they drink!
    Preeto: What is the difference between men and pigs?
    Jeeto: Pigs don't turn into men when they drink!
  • Preeto: Why do men fear marriage?<br/>
Jeeto: It's not because of the fear of tying himself to one woman, but the fear of separating from all others!
    Preeto: Why do men fear marriage?
    Jeeto: It's not because of the fear of tying himself to one woman, but the fear of separating from all others!
  • Preeto: What should I do when my dishwasher stops working?<br/>
Jeeto: Yell at your husband, he will do it!
    Preeto: What should I do when my dishwasher stops working?
    Jeeto: Yell at your husband, he will do it!
  • Preeto: What is the definition of a husband?<br/>
Jeeto: A man who buys his Cricket match tickets four months in advance and waits until the day before his anniversary to buy his wife a gift!
    Preeto: What is the definition of a husband?
    Jeeto: A man who buys his Cricket match tickets four months in advance and waits until the day before his anniversary to buy his wife a gift!
  • Jeeto: Why are you so sad?<br/>
Preeto: Last night, my husband was on the roof - only a few inches away from an insurance claim that could completely change my life!
    Jeeto: Why are you so sad?
    Preeto: Last night, my husband was on the roof - only a few inches away from an insurance claim that could completely change my life!
  • Jeeto: Preeto's pet dog has been run over; she'll be heartbroken.<br/>
Santa: Don't tell her abruptly.<br/>
Jeeto: No, I'll begin by saying - it's her husband!
    Jeeto: Preeto's pet dog has been run over; she'll be heartbroken.
    Santa: Don't tell her abruptly.
    Jeeto: No, I'll begin by saying - it's her husband!
  • Preeto sarcastically to Jeeto at some party: OMG! You wore this same suit the other day at Mrs Sharma's.<br />

Jeeto: Yeah! Well... in our house, we have this amazing thing called washing machine!
    Preeto sarcastically to Jeeto at some party: OMG! You wore this same suit the other day at Mrs Sharma's.
    Jeeto: Yeah! Well... in our house, we have this amazing thing called washing machine!
  • Santa: And you tell me several men proposed marriage to you?<br/>
Jeeto: Yes, several.<br/>
Santa: Well I wish you had married the first fool who proposed.<br/>
Jeeto: I did!
    Santa: And you tell me several men proposed marriage to you?
    Jeeto: Yes, several.
    Santa: Well I wish you had married the first fool who proposed.
    Jeeto: I did!