|Pappu: Aaj Kal Paanv Zameen Par Nahi Padte Mere!|
Jeeto: Padne Bhi Nahi Chahiye... Abhi Poncha Lagaya Hai!
|Santa: Why do you always disagree with me?|
Jeeto: No, I don't!
|Santa: When you see a pretty girl, what's the first thing you'll be looking at?|
Jeeto: I'll be looking at you to see if you're looking at her!
|Santa: Why do you keep on buying these house plants when you just end up killing them?|
Jeeto: It's just to remind you what I'm capable of!
|Pappu: Mom, you can't even take a joke.|
Jeeto: Shut up, didn't I marry your father?
|Santa: You women should come with instructions.|
Jeeto: No use. Have you ever seen a man reading & understanding the instructions properly?
|Preeto: What's the difference between men and term deposits?|
Jeeto: Term deposits eventually mature!
|Jeeto: Communication is the most important thing in a relationship.|
Santa: True, so tell me what's wrong?
|Santa: That's the fifth time I've had to replace the clutch on this car.|
Jeeto: Don't blame me for that. I never use it!
|Santa: Honey, what's that look in your eyes?Jeeto: Your future.|
Santa: How cute, but for a second it looked like you wanted to kill me.
Jeeto: Absolutely, that's your future!