|Santa: How would you describe our marriage?|
Jeeto: Like a tattoo.
Santa: Because it's permanent and shows your commitment?
Jeeto: No, it just seemed like a good idea when I did it!
|Jeeto: Your breakfast is ready.|
Santa: I'm getting late for office. Won't eat breakfast.
Jeeto: Oh... But I have used wine in Paranthas today.
Santa gladly gobbles up 4 Paranthas smilingly remarks, 'Wow, yummy, which wine you used?'
|Pappu: What made you marry Daddy, Mummy?|
Jeeto: So you're beginning to wonder, too!
|Jeeto: I always wanted to get married to an Arab?|
Jeeto: Because Arabs are the most obedient husbands. They always say, 'Habibi Habibi'!
|Preeto: What is Experience?|
Jeeto: The name most men give to their mistakes!
|Preeto: Why are husbands like lawn mowers?|
Jeeto: Because they are hard to get started and don't work half the times!
|Doctor: It's important to incorporate purple foods into your diet.|
Jeeto: Can you suggest any good place where I can get good purple cupcakes?
|Preeto: Why are you so happy?|
Jeeto: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"!
|Pappu: Mom, why we are not 'that smart' like computers?|
Jeeto: Because computers listen to their mother board!
|Preeto: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?|
Jeeto: I renamed the mail folder 'Instruction Manual'!