• Preeto: Look a thief has entered our kitchen and he is eating the cake I made.<br/>
Banta: Whom should I call now, Police or Ambulance?
    Preeto: Look a thief has entered our kitchen and he is eating the cake I made.
    Banta: Whom should I call now, Police or Ambulance?
  • Jeeto: My husband seems not to care about his 'appearance'.<br/>
Preeto: But he always dresses up well!<br/>
Jeeto: No No, not that! He hasn't made one for 5 days now!
    Jeeto: My husband seems not to care about his 'appearance'.
    Preeto: But he always dresses up well!
    Jeeto: No No, not that! He hasn't made one for 5 days now!
  • Santa: Why does a woman say she's been shopping when she doesn't buy a thing?<br />
Jeeto: Why does a man say he's been hunting when he hasn't shot anything?
    Santa: Why does a woman say she's been shopping when she doesn't buy a thing?
    Jeeto: Why does a man say he's been hunting when he hasn't shot anything?
  • Preeto: You say your sister makes up jokes; is she a humourist?<br />
Jeeto: No, she works in a beauty parlour!
    Preeto: You say your sister makes up jokes; is she a humourist?
    Jeeto: No, she works in a beauty parlour!
  • Jeeto: What are you thinking off?
    Santa: Nothing.
    Jeeto: Oh, do take your mind off yourself!
  • Jeeto: I didn't know you smoked. When did you start?<br/>
Preeto: That night my husband, Banta came home early and found a cigarette butt in the ashtray!
    Jeeto: I didn't know you smoked. When did you start?
    Preeto: That night my husband, Banta came home early and found a cigarette butt in the ashtray!
  • Santa: What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?<br />
Jeeto: Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
    Santa: What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
    Jeeto: Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
  • Jeeto: It's my bad luck that I married you. Otherwise a lot of smart men were interested in me.<br/>
Santa: Of course, they must have been smart, that's why they escaped getting married to you!
    Jeeto: It's my bad luck that I married you. Otherwise a lot of smart men were interested in me.
    Santa: Of course, they must have been smart, that's why they escaped getting married to you!
  • Santa: Why do you spend so much money on food?<br />
Jeeto: Sorry, but you and the kids won't eat anything else!
    Santa: Why do you spend so much money on food?
    Jeeto: Sorry, but you and the kids won't eat anything else!
  • Jeeto: I have read in a newspaper that widows make the best wives.<br />
Santa: May be! But you can't expect me to kill myself that you can be good wife to someone!
    Jeeto: I have read in a newspaper that widows make the best wives.
    Santa: May be! But you can't expect me to kill myself that you can be good wife to someone!